Holmesy

Not sure what the plan was today but it looks like ‘turn up, let City do what they want and put in maximum 60% effort’. A thoroughly comprehensive bumming without City having to get out of first gear. Fucking gifted it to them.

That’s the shittest goal I’ve seen any team concede in the PL for a long time, let alone us. Why are our very slow CBs over the halfway line FFS?!

Really hope these cockney pricks keep Ange for a while longer. It’s so good watching them getting smashed every week

I think you've touched on exactly why - our team is packed full of running, energy, workrate but little real guile. Bruno and Isak are arguably the only players in our side capable of unlocking a defence with something other than pace and power. For me, we need a #10 in the mould of peak-Erikson, Odegaard, Foden or someone of that ilk who can create something out of nothing when sides sit back against us or nullify our usual weapons.

He's always been a shite pundit but they keep him around for the novelty factor and the high chance he'll say something that amuses the morons who watch him. I've seen more intelligent plant-life than that insufferable cockney bellend.

Arsenal aren't good enough for him. He's good enough to play for the very best teams on the planet, and they're not one of them. Hopefully we keep him for a few more years but if he goes anywhere, you'd want it to be somewhere like Real Madrid.

The elbow drop still cracks me up!

Was this always a tactical signing for PSR reasons? Sign him on a free and sell him for pure profit?

Well played Fulham. We’ve been fucking dire and they’ve taken advantage. Worrying performance from us again.

Keeper's having a worldie!

Ah, it was the hidden thumb that duped me. Fuck knows then!

I thought he held up 8, which I assumed was to do with the number on his shirt?

I’ve just seen his ball for Isak’s second goal for the first time. 🔥 Having seen him for a few years now, I genuinely wouldn’t have thought he had that in him but his combination play with Isak is exceptional and shows a lot of intelligence. Long may it continue.

Hats off to Bournemouth, they’ve been class from the first whistle. Really sloppy stuff from us but I dare say Bournemouth’s intensity has contributed to that.

Remember when a team would get promoted and just go mental buying a whole new team? It was great fun to watch