Absolute Elsewhere

Ready to scrap this s*** in record time this season. Dogshit teams in my league with no thought way ahead already. Fuming.

Patience ED. It will level itself out soon

7 pts clear at the summit of the NO league 

Kane and Son are on fire! Kane is playing a lot deeper this season and his passing and touch is top notch. Dare I say it he’s reminding me a bit of Bergkamp playing that deep lying forward role!

3-1 to the wolves 

Most useless clueless NUFC manager of the last 30 years and a disgrace he even has the job.

Glad I kept Werner when so many will have discarded him. My faith and patience rewarded. What FPL is all about that sticking to your guns. Should keep me in the top 2/3 of the NO league

I think they'll change their minds quite honestly. It's so beyond the pale that the backlash will see them back down.

Aye I was going to say the same, I can’t see this actually happening

If anyone is daft enough to pay £15 to watch 2 s**** teams in an empty stadium with fake crowd noise then more fool them really.

Dear lord man doon man! I don’t like Bruce but he’s allowed a life too

If he gets it thats us without a manager.

Hasn't done West Ham any harm

 

 

aye poor Moyesy he reminds me of Gill from the simpsons. Poor c***

:lol:

How many of these great games do people think are due to the lack of crowd, and players playing with a perceived lack of preasure?

All them

United this united that makes me realise why I hate them so much. Their fans complaining how hard they have it when they have outspent every team other than maybe Man City in recent years. They had it great for so long and they all just took it for granted all the plastic manure fans I know weren’t even arsed when they won trophies

Rancid club

How is Son playing?!

 

Dropped him for Mahrez as he had a 25% chance apparently. Too annoying.

Same! I’m still top of the league and 6k in the world like 

We aren’t going anywhere near relegation with ASM in the side like.

Chilwell goal, assist and clean sheet for me. Nice.

Can’t put into words how much I hate him man

He's probably on too big wages. Plus he wasn't that good in the Chamionship for us

Yep and that was 4 years ago too! Baffling how much a lot of our fans overrate our players. I seen plenty calling for Barlaser to be give a chance and starting games for us yet he has just gone to a bottom end championship club for peanuts. Madness.

It will be the same for Murphy. Plenty now want him in the team but I bet he ends up in the championship in the next year or so too

Steve Bruce will be sat in the dressing room, reading the paper before the match, just minding his own business, when suddenly he finds a strange artefact under the benches. He picks it up and realises that St James Park is in fact built on an ancient Indian burial ground and he's now disturbed the bones of the sacred warriors of years gone by. However, it turns out one of these ancestors used to drink with Steve's great-great-great-great-great grandfather in The Diamond, so he and all the other spirits agree to protect Newcastle's goal for the duration of the Burnley game. This then allows Steve to win the game 1-0 via a Bardsley o.g. despite having 26% possession, conceding 11 shots on target and only having 1 attempt at goal in the entire match.

 

"Blimey, that was a stroke of luck wasn't it lads? Those ancient spirits can play centre half again next week that's for sure" said Steve to Aggers, Clem and Harps whilst having a pint of Tetley's after the game.

Class!

The hoofball derby

Group G is a proper old school Champions League group

Yep. Proper 90s group that

Shelvey hates that evil forrin waiter like

Bruce is going to be the most hated NUFC manager yet

Need more hoofing

West Ham: He’s not for sale at any price.

 

= Offer us any price.

 

I think there would be riots in Essex if the sold Rice.

Riots  he’s bang average ffs. They could get 2 or 3 midfielders from France that are better than Rice with the numbers I have seen bandied about for him 

I don’t get how Rice is so highly rated. Would be touted for about 5m if he wasn’t English