FCB

35 minutes ago, madras said:

Anyone driving in might want to set off early. Trains fucked and bus strike means extra traffic.

Aren't buses back on today?

We're taking HMRC to court.

3 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

The team South Shields were playing had a man sent-off after 8 seconds.

And they still bottled a 2 goal lead.

Sandro Tonali is aware that he made a mistake and now wants to cure his gambling addiction by contacting a therapist.

Tonali cried and vented his feelings with his dearest loved ones, the Newcastle midfielder is well aware of having made a mistake and now he has every intention of following the advice of those close to him and following a recovery path with a professional.

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1713221238980513857?s=20

Bruno Guimarães dreams of one day joining Barcelona!

He has a “Barça clause” included in his extension with Newcastle. ?

If Barça wishes to sign him, the clause can reportedly be activated for between €65M-€70M.

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1713163636963791186

1 hour ago, Cookie1892 said:

lyrics

Goes to this song

Been dreaming all day

For our switz Pele

To come and score again

Oi Oi Oi
Makes the geordies sing
He's our concussion king

And he's fucking mint

Oi Oi Oi

He plays at the back

And he scores in attack

Oh Fabian Schar

Oi Oi Oi

I gotta admit, the new Fabian Schar chant going around is mint

32 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Can anyone find the image of that PSG lowlife who punched the lass during their (death) March to SJP? 

here's the video of it

1 minute ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

Other than the Barca 6-1 would that be PSGs heaviest CL defeat?

Heaviest group stage defeat under Qatari ownership

I fucking love this club.

https://x.com/Adrientp/status/1709614388565418099?s=20

1 minute ago, gbandit said:

Dying on my arse after a few back to back nights of awful sleep courtesy of my 14-month old. Going to be in the standing section in two hours, what’s the best legal pick me up that’s not coffee?

Get a few jagers down you.

U19's lose to PSG U19's - 91st min goal

28 minutes ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

Before I go looking underground - anyone know of any cheap/free trial deals for TNT?

Just use a naughty link for free?

Joking, naughty streams take money away from broadcasters and have a knock-on affect. Use legit streams!

2 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said:

So all the talk of the Redheugh being closed between 5 and 8 is untrue?

As far as I know, haven't seen owt mentioned online or on the shiticle

Nevermind, just seen on twitter - think it's just a heads up to the road closures above

1 minute ago, Shadow Puppets said:

Any updates on road closures tonight? The Redheugh Bridge rumours true?

The following roads will be closed for the (PSG) parade between approximately 5.15pm to 6.15pm on Wednesday:

Bigg Market – between Pudding Chare and Grainger Street;

Grainger Street – between Bigg Market and Blackett Street;

Blackett Street – between Grainger Street and Newgate Street;

Gallowgate - between Newgate Street and St James’ Boulevard;

Gallowgate southbound – between St James’ Boulevard and Strawberry Place;

Barrack Road southbound – between Strawberry Place and entrance into St James’ Park.

12 minutes ago, 54 said:

 

 

Wilson was at training allegedly.

Jamaal Lascelles will start and captain Newcastle today apparently

Just now, r0cafella said:

Wilson Out?

Injury

2 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said:

So that's Botman, Bruno, Wilson, Isak (according to rumours), added to Barnes and Willock. Chris, that would be quite an injury list very early in the season.

Isak passed fitness test.

Just now, leffe186 said:

Good idea, my wife wants to check Durham out too.

It's a canny little ground if you can get to it, PROPER non-league football, canny bloke managing them too

3 hours ago, leffe186 said:

They’re not going to be fussed about the football itself, it’s the experience they need. That’s why I’m put off by the Gateshead stadium. Would rather have an old-school local ground.

In that case I don't blame you - have you looked into Durham City AFC? They've got a canny old-school ground where there's only metal fences around the pitch.

Just now, Ashley17 said:

FPL Twitter seemed so certain. Who knows?

They all went off Sean Casey as a source

2 hours ago, Ashley17 said:

Wilson, Botman and Burn are all back in

Awkward

https://x.com/joelblandsport/status/1708092441130102936?s=46

27 minutes ago, leffe186 said:

Just checked - it’s South Shields v Blyth Spartans on Boxing Day. Worth a trip?

South Shields hammer Blyth any day going off current form. Get yourself down to Gateshead if you can, they're quite literally playing like Brazil 2.0 under Mike Williamson. Some class football at the moment.