Alan Pardew

Willock has been shocking all season but comparing these two is pointless anyway. Willock is a CAM who doesn't fit into Howe's system while Longstaff is a much more traditional CM/CDM. Problem is he doesn't have the stamina or physique to play this role. He was completely useless in the last 15 minutes tonight again.

Friendly reminder that Dubs was dropped at Esbjerg, one of the biggest joke clubs in Denmark, for exactly these erratic incidents - He has been shook ever since he punched the ball into his own net at the Euros. I think we need to look for a long term replacement.

I'll happily admit I was wrong about Big Joe. 

We are not going down lads.

Longstaff always knackered in the final 10-15 minutes. He's 23 ffs what's going on?

Lascelles is completely off his game. Needs dropping. I know he is captain but it must be done.

Abysmal defending.

I might have been wrong about Joelinton.

You would think most of these players would give it their absolute all given the current changes happening at the club. Instead we are seeing absolute tepid performances all across the board. To these players I say: Get the fuck out. 

These games under Eddie so far have been just as infuriating as the last ones under Bruce. Not Howe's fault that these lot can't be arsed to put in a performance.

This is hopeless.

Just now, Kanji said:

Wilson is genuinely crap in open play

Wrong. 

Willock has been shocking all season.

The decline of Hayden saddens me. He used to be a rock-solid defensive mid but he is so bad now it's unreal.

Championship midfielder.

I'm not watching this. I just don't have it in me. The last four games have made angry and miserable. Urge to throw stuff at the TV rising... Let's hope for a shithouse 1-0 win and better times to come.

Grealish or no Grealish with that squad losing 5 in a row and 18 games in a year is unacceptable - I think he's on very thin ice.

Remember when I called Manuel Pellegrini a fucking old cunt? What a day.

Do you know who else is a fucking old cunt? Janey. 

18 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Hopefully Howe will get the Fraser of 2-3 years ago back and take some of the burden off him. 

He won't. Fraser is finished.

45 minutes ago, Mr Raspberry Jam said:

 

Gonna screenshot this tweet. Should get some good mileage out of it when we have won a trophy in a few years. What a c***

 

Glad it's not Lampard or Martinez at least - It's time to get behind the manager now. Let's go!

Needs to be peddled ASAP. That is all. 

Eddie Howe would be a disappointment. We could probably have gotten him under Ashley. 
Also his spending spree at Bournemouth was laughable. He signed loads of useless players. 

3-0

get fucked

1 minute ago, The Prophet said:

I wonder if Villareal confirm this tomorrow?

 

They're understandably downplaying it at the moment, with a match this evening.

“with a match this ebening.” 
 

FTFY

From Steve Bruce to Unai Emery. Is this real life?