Alan Pardew

I’ve applied for the Liverpo… okay let’s be realistic here lads… I haven’t. See ya later. 

4 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

No thanks.

This lad doesn’t have the positional discipline that Young Eddie requires from his players. Can’t see it happening. 

Thank you for locating my card lads. I’m off to the talkSPORT studio and then later I’ll probably have a big lunch. 
 

and thank you for bumping this thread. I’m delighted to still have two threads about the King on here. Remember when we got 5th and won all those games? Good times. See ya later. 

Not our best day I’ll admit that but we did go on to win some fantastic games that season. See ya later lads. 

16 minutes ago, Mike said:

Not while we're shit. No.

 

This season has to potential to include bombing out of Europe, losing to Sunderland and losing to @Alan Pardew in one year.

No way young Eddie loses to Sunderland. That Beale fella is useless. Against The King… who knows? See ya later lads. 

YES LADS!

De Zerbi overrated Italian chancer. 

Looks like I’m applying for the Stoke job lads. Can the King do it on a cold rainy night? Hell yes he can!

I’ve applied for the Swansea job lads. 

5 minutes ago, geordie_b said:

Takes the shine off the night again just like the last round ffs

Lads… it’s Chelsea. 

@Mike apologies mate I wanted to give a speech but I was distracted by the amazing dinner I had tonight. 
 

However I knew it wasn’t necessary because young Eddie knows how to win a football match. Much like me in that regard. 
 

See ya later. 

12 minutes ago, Klaus said:

Under  did we not put a team out like this and beat Man City away? 

 

Sure this happened 

 

 

 

YES LADS!

Fucking old cunt. 

Hello lads. Happy to see my thread bumped to the front page from time to time. I saw young Eddie bagging yet another win. Palace didn’t offer much, not sure if old Roy ever stood a chance.  He’s on a good streak at the moment that Eddie. Hasn’t lost in many games. Just like when I was manager. He knows and understands the value of these streaks. Most top managers do. 
I had a decent lunch today I must say. 
 

See ya later. 

Yes lads!

2 hours ago, joeyt said:

YES LADS!

(not the bottom one in front of me. No thanks lads.)

6 hours ago, Mike said:

 

@Alan Pardew What's all this then, after all the image rehab on here? Howay, King.

I’m just saying the clubs could activate the clause not that he would actually want to go. I believe he loves it at SJP. I can imagine him as young lad on the streets of Brazil. Playing and training hard. Then watching the telly. The Newcastle games are on. Manchester United beaten 3-0. Chelsea beaten 2-0. Stoke crushed 5-1. He saw the magic. Probably what spurred him on at a young age. The King doesn’t miss. You are welcome lads. 

Calm down lads. Remember when we beat Stoke 5-1 at SJP? Mark Hughes… what a curly haired prat. See ya later. 

Young Eddie will be a little disappointed to concede late in the game but overall that’s a decent enough point to get. Now the international break is coming up, allowing him to get some injured players back. Then Palace and dortmund at St. James Park. I’m sure the place will be rocking for those, especially the dortmund match. Like when we beat Manchester United 3-0. 
Maybe I’ll be in the studio again for the CL fixture. If not I’ll surely be watching on the telly. 

I’ve had a big lunch today lads. See ya later. 

1 minute ago, Mike said:

 

WHAT THE FUCK?!

The King never misses. See ya later lads. 

13 minutes ago, wormy said:

 

Tbf if it weren't for the foundations @Alan Pardew put in place we wouldn't be here today.

YES LADS!!! GET IN. Young Eddie… What a manager. Didn’t win manager of the year like I did but still absolute quality. 

De Zerbi over-rated Italian prat. 

9 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

@Alan Pardew could have got your lass a better seat than that

I’m out of a job lads. Gotta save money somehow. 

Hard to say with Roy setting them up for a loss. 
 

Fucking old cunt. 

Evening all.
Good lad Young Eddie. That’s 3 clean sheets in a row as well. He understands the importance of streaks. Any top manager does. He got 4th but no manager of the year award. I got 5th but won manager of the year. Both of us fantastic managers in our own way.