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SING YOHANNA TO THE KING OF WINGS

"VOLTEMADEEY"

I voted for the Burn goal just because of how cool it was, I've never seen a header swerve like that. So even though it didn't mean as much and wasn't as electric as the Osula one, I just love really unique goals. I think the Woltemade one in the Champions League away, the flick, was very cool and underrated.

Good points

Have you seen the state of the country? This "nice park" you speak of would just be another drug hub.

He's doing that Joey Barton thing where he does that stupid accent while talking English. But I must say I'm impressed with his speaking considering the pressure.

Likewise

Gordon is sweating like sweating like Rolf Harris at a kid's birthday party

It's official!

It's no surprise that we declined as soon as she moved away. She deserves the statue outside the ground more than anybody. She is the Angel of the North.

Barcelona have just pushed the announcement back by half an hour, so you're not wrong.

He's got a big ugly nose too.

Yes, exclusively by Curt Henning.

You want to reverse cowgirl scousers into the dirt? Fair enough.

Good choice, otherwise known as a fisherman suplex.