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Eddie surely you can see the doubling up on the left?

Man city might win but I wouldn't call them entertaining.

The ref looks absolutely fucked already the fat cunt.

Wins the ball clearly, utter bullshit.

That's troublesome left hand side again.

Can't ask for more, this is the Newcastle we know and love..

Murphy fantastic play at both ends.

Pressing and sitting at the rights points, I like it.

Each time longstaff takes a dive I reckon Eddie should fine him. He's not cute like Bruno, he can't get away with it, he's just a 6ft oath dropping like a sack of spuds.

And Gary Neville compared our injuries to man u and spurs, not even close mate.

My biggest concern at present is when teams put up even the slightest bit of resistance we seem to buckle and turn to shit. Where have the leaders who were so present last season gone. If Trippier isn't playing we don't have a single player that takes control. Bruno has had to cool it understandably but others need to step up. Our press is so half arsed we might as well not be pressing at all.

Love how we've just accepted the defeat and given up, shows real heart.

Be nice to pass the ball more than 2 times without losing it. Our ability to keep the ball has been awful this season.

Dreadful, just stood and watched him. We are so shit at defending.

Nothing beats a relaxing night watching Newcastle.

Didn't Chelsea fuck Gordon last season?

Gordon's fucked, great.

Persistent fouls going to go unpunished again it seems.

This ability to make shit teams look good is really pissing me off.

Can longstaff stop his bullshit diving.

Chelsea aren't great either we just gifted them a goal.

If only the rest of the defence had tinos composure.

Seems we have the shit version of Newcastle on display today.

I think dubravka is mute as well as being rooted to his box.

You can count on Newcastle to give Chelsea a nice little confidence boost.