Gemmill

Dunno if this has been mentioned, but it seems the denial from Lyon is just cos they're publicly traded, so they need to carefully manage announcements. On the Price of Football podcast recently they were saying the reason that all Man United signings are always described as "agreed in principle" is cos they have to make formal announcements to the NYSE. Sounds like a similar situation with Lyon who aren't enjoying all the wild CONFIRMED shit on twitter. So I think everything is probs fine.

Alright smartypants.

How do French clubs get away with taking the piss so badly on wages btw? Supposedly we're about to treble his wage to £120k. I'd want a super low release clause to play over there, especially given how much of a bunch of cunts their clubs are whenever anyone comes in for them.

Exactly. Honestly Romano needs putting in a headlock until the end of the window for his own good

Aye this one probably needed to go through on the quiet. Maybe a few years from now we'll be able to pull shit like that off. City just seem to sign people out of nowhere.

What does he mean by "change his mind". Is there any indication his mind is made up not to come here? This Romano lad is gonna have to learn to be more positive about NUFC over the coming years.

They've had their eye on him for a while apparently. To the point where it seems their fans have assumed it was just a matter of when they decided to get him. And now Billy big balls Newcastle are backing the money truck up in Lyon. BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Arsenal fans in meltdown on twitter. Which is delicious and will remain so right up until the moment they gazump us.

I remember you telling me how he went out and got himself a Chinese and just came back and ate it in front of you.

Offered me the opportunity to meet up with him once to settle our differences. Sent me a PM. Played the innocent when I tried to clarify exactly what he was proposing. Proper weirdo.

This deal will go to the wire.

N-O might have snagged itself the best deal of the January window here.

Not looking good for me returning to Toontastic.

What's left of it is fully grey these days. Thoroughly depressing.

Cheeky cunt, I still remember you shuffling into the Trent looking like one of those things that used to chase fraggles down holes. One term at uni and you'd put on about 8 stone. As for marriages, it would be wholly unreasonable to expect your lass to stick with things much longer.