Monkeys Fist

I looked at that thread and now I feel an overwhelming urge to watch Mamma Mia and judge my neighbour’s soft furnishings. I think I’ve caught the Gay.

You’re a gentleman and a scholar.

Point me at the Belta Minge Thread on here and I’ll judge whether to stay or not

Aye, I was going to say, like

Think it’s www.lemonparty.org. They had to fiddle with it to get it back up, or something.

I bet you love it though, you slag.

Next Friday? What if we can’t get it over the line? We just can’t compete with the likes of Mumsnet…

Pud in Dad Joke mode.

Both useless wankers that struggle to stay up.

Ouch. Harsh.

How perpetual

Inshallah

Mmmmm , sticky.

Speaking of stained pants, some of you filthy sitters should pop along to the latest hairdressers in Forest Hall… spicy email address- I was going to nip in and ask if they did champagne enemas, but I’m signing enough registers as it is.

We usually spotted them within a post or two… bizarrely we had a spell of West Midlands based Brexit trolls, which was fun watching them shit themselves as we posted their personal pics and work places and asked if they’d like us to drop them a line. The problem for the six fingered touchers is they just don’t have the wit- it’s a dead giveaway.

Stander, obvs. You’ve got to have a pristine nipsy before you go and fuck the kids, it’s just good manners

Cack Handed response… literally

FYP

I sense a reopening… …of the Rift, you filthy Sitters.

Which conveniently omits the fact that they are documented supporters, from Club Executive level to supporters, of convicted child sex-pests… but they’re nowhere near the PL, so I suppose that’s ok.

A Shady Cabal of Tyneside Businessmen? Surely not

Anyway, I prefer to think of us as refugees. Can someone get some talentless fame-whores to record a charity single for us, preferably of a much loved classic that sounds like it’s being throat-fucked by a deaf docker? Creep would be a good one.

Is that the shite Channel 5 copy of Inception?

Up you get then, you nipple-footed filth monger.