Hank Marvin

I'll give it a shot... Will have to watch my blood pressure though... The sunlun salt mines are replete with the saltiest of morsels, betwixt which lieth the nuggets of nonsense, the hors d'oeuvres of hilarity & the amuse-bouche of agonised acceptance. One can really over do it on such fine dining, if one is not careful. Ergo my visits to & subsequent reviews of the salt mines may be limited to those occasions where the banquet of buffoonery on offer is so irresistible, that I'll simply have to reserve a table. But at the rate Newcastle are going, I fear for my figure... "Finally Monsieur, an angry litany of jibes at yet another sublime toon win, barely concealed by wafer-thin veiled comments about geopolitics, ham-fisted into keyboards by a spiteful herd of waterheads..."

*sunlun salt mine* Page 5 - 17 of NUFC V CPFC thread on the mackems rtg board archived on wayback machine - Enjoy! https://web.archive.org/web/20250416203603/https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-v-crystal-palace-premier-league-kick-off-7-30pm-sky-sports-main-event-sky-sports-premier-league-sky-sports-ultra-hdr.1653188/page-5 Page 18 below - Couldn't archive as smb closed thread just after match finished...as they tend to do...for whatever reason

*Mackem salt mine* Page 5 - 17 of NUFC V CPFC archived on wayback machine - Enjoy! https://web.archive.org/web/20250416203603/https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-v-crystal-palace-premier-league-kick-off-7-30pm-sky-sports-main-event-sky-sports-premier-league-sky-sports-ultra-hdr.1653188/page-5 Page 18 below - Couldn't archive as mackems closed thread just after match finished...as they tend to do

Was watching Barry Lyndon last night...poster seemed to resonate for some reason...

A thin-skinned man in a fat-skinned suit.

King of the 'Castle

MOTM for me. Not to take anything away from BDB - But every time they had the ball, he was there. Interceptions. Tackles. Shepherding them away from the box. Up and down the field. An exceptional individual performance within what was an exceptional team performance. Super Joelinton.

To be fair he did capitalize 'Muslim' This is going to be delicious

Love you all. Very happy. Joelinton, incredible. Let's have some more mackems have locked their board, lol Up the toon.

Interesting how Liverpool just got an extra minute of stoppage time there

Monaco have a beautiful stadium.

Oh shit! Sorry to tell you mate...Craig Hope drop in the Mail...There's good news and bad news (for you) 90,000 though eh?!