Hank Marvin

Cockheads.

Sometimes it's hard to be a fan...

Callum Hudson ENJOY

Gardening leave will give him ample opportunity to converse with the other manc-loving cabbages. Auf Wiedersehen r (cabbage patch) kid

Yeh the staunch bastions of fiscal conservatism that they are...

Please record yourself in the Percy next time you're in, asking people whether you think this lady should be banned because she believes women don't have shlongs. If you're interested in making it a series, I'd proffer the name 'The cock conundrum', 'Balls to this' or 'Sheamalerer!' - And I'd like to see the same question asked in the Black Garter, The Clock & The Butchers Arms in Byker. I'm sure it'll be a balanced & nuanced debate with each party sensitive to the others concerns. Namaste.

Let's take a vote at the next home game whether this lass should be banned eh? lol. I think a few of you talking big would be in a very small circle. Go try your opinions out at the Percy Arms and let me know how it goes with the toon faithful, lmao.

Keep it shtum lads...but I've been given advanced information on their potential line-up - We're gonna need to go out all guns blazin' from the looks of it...

That's their new manager welcome banner sorted then.

They're going with the 'no blood on our hands' line... They're right about that of course... We'll leave their blood on the pitch. Big win inc.

Kill 'em all.

Gordon one side Chiesa the other... Fire.

Kill 'em all.