Keegans Export

Seeing as everyone else has had a go, I've decided to design one myself. Anyone know the Latin for "Gan Radge, Neck Cowies"?

We've got Arsenal (who we've beaten I think three times this season already) and Everton with nothing to play for. It could have been Arsenal chasing the title and Everton in a relegation battle. If we don't do it, we've really only got ourselves to blame and if we want to be the 3rd/4th/5th best team in the country we can't be relying on other teams and complaining that things aren't fair if the results don't go the way we want.

Soggy biscuit, dirty pints, touching each other's willies for bantz RAH RAH!

We are Newcastle United, we wear black and white stripes, we play in Newcastle City centre. Everything else is inevitably going to change from time to time.

I want a duvet cover that looks EXACTLY like that

Athletic article says it won't be ready for the start of the new season

The colour here looks nicer than in the first picture. I think it's OK aside from the obvious Saudi connotations which we just have to accept as part of the deal. This one though They've taken what was (in my opinion) one of the ugliest kits we've ever had and gone "Yeah, let's just remake that. But make it worse"

Up pops a smiling Luis Enrique with a pair of wire-cutters...

Doesn't surprise me at all, supreme athlete, minimal effort. Like having a top-of-the-range 911 and never going above 50mph.

I think it looks fine and I wouldn't be surprised if it looks considerably better "on"

Was just about to post the same, seems to tick most of the boxes anyway

I'm assuming he was going for the old non-celebration, got some stick from the away end then decided to do something else on the fly 🤷🏻‍♂️

When I saw speculation that West Ham may have been one of the teams in pre-July PSR bother I invented a scenario in my head where we buy Kudus for £45m and they buy Wilson for £15m

Depends entirely on how much they all cost though.

https://fbref.com/en/players/259fea27/James-Trafford Some relevant stats there (save %, PSxG-GA)