TheBrownBottle

I’ve thought this for yonks, too. Ball is constantly released late

Agreed - he plays a ridiculous number of games I.e. all of them

We won, not a great performance but we won. Hopefully a confidence-booster and a springboard to better performances.

I thought Bruno was really poor today tbh

I thought Bruno was really poor today tbh

That’ll do nicely.

Yes! Thanks Dubravka, another gift

Weak as piss that

Taking child hostages may be an option at this point

Thanks Sandro

Tonali loves a hospital pass

Fuck me ragged. Murphy, man.

Yep - we’ve not been good here, but three points would be just the ticket.

We’ve got to relearn how to take the sting out of matches again. You don’t control a match by flapping and panicking.

I’m not sure that desperately clinging on while giving the ball away is a tactic tbh.

Imagine the winger we could buy with £55m? Oh.

He intended that, for he had conversed with the universe directly, and they’d agreed that this wasn’t the correct moment for him to score

Gordon not just leaning back but shutting his fucking eyes there, too

I’m guessing Woltemade, Ramsay and Murphy will be coming on around the 60 min mark in a standard Eddie triple sub

There’s no ‘hmm’ there - the lines aren’t drawn correctly

He’s a good PL winger who seems to think he’s a great PL winger, and it isn’t helping him. I’m also not sure any manager / coach can fix that - the lad doesn’t think his shite stinks. Tuchel continually selecting him likely isn’t helping

On the positives I do think that the movement up front looks a lot better with Wissa in there, Miley is having another good game at right back, and it’s good to see one of our midfielders chipping in

Usual issues once we’re ahead, but we’re ahead nonetheless - I’d be happy to witness the worst second half in the history of football with not a single shot on goal by either side at this point so that it finishes this way.

‘Sleeve line’ doesn’t mean bottom of the sleeve

Nah, it was on for me - handy IFAB diagram explains it better: