Joe1984

Ha ha ha.

... 😀

As a scouse Newcastle fan myself, I'll try not to take offence! 😄

Not a chance. It's Everton. 🤣

Feels sickening wanting an Everton win tonight. Won't get it regardless.

I wonder what their new manager will say? We all know how Klopp would react in the presser...

I see City have decided not to start slow this season.

Psychic! 😄

Not against the rules. Wasn't his shirt! 🤣

Head turned.

Cheat code goal. Ftfy!

Brenton Diaz has kept his streak going at least...

Fraser to save the day... 🤣

Game over.

If it's any consolation, they won't have him for long. Chelsea will buy him...

Unless it's an own goal...

They look more likely to at this point. But Man U will just just Man U. 89th min+ winner...

Rashford dribbling after the whistle has gone kicking the ball technically. No booking. (I'm joking!)

To be fair they don't have 12 keepers like Chelsea...

Well look, it's a tough job and I've only just got here. But I'd like to think a man which as much experience as me can turn it around. I know we lost today, but we just have to roll our sleeves up and go again.

Yeah but it's his 100th cap so only he gets to score...

They are all in the pub coz it's pissing down according to the commentator...

Obligatory hope he doesn't get injured post.

Same birthday as Lewis Hall who is 20 today!

He could also do whatever he did at Everton, leaving fans chasing him down the street... Can't see it happening though, he comes across as an intelligent, likeable person.