JigsawGoesToPieces

I heard we pulled out cause DCL sneezed and did his ACL

Unless we are waiting to pay him off on 1st July when the new PSR period starts?

Has this been announced he has left yet? Cant remember seeing anything official

Heard our next signings are going to be Ron Benson and Tony Hedges.

Brexit jim probably wants England to do rubbish so Southgate leaves and he doesnt have to pay compo when he wants to make him next man utd manager

I dont think Trippier has played well in either games so far tbh

Gallagher is a bit shit isnt he?

Brazilian Valentines day sounds like the day she shaves down below

We have appointed someone called Jack Brazil in as u16 lead coach to replace Ian Bogie according to the chronicle, only 30 apparently. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-make-exciting-unannounced-addition-29376999?ds=

Northumberland FA have now moved out according to their twitter, moved to St Peters Wallsend apparently

Before Tindall found sun beds

Wonder if releasing Dummett, Karius, Ritchie etc before 30th June has saved a bit?

Must have been a power cut at Adidas HQ when they designed this one

1999 charva wants their outfit back

Not surprised they dont know how a minimum fee release clause works, we can reject anything below £100m upto 30th June after that his fee is dictated by us. Idiots

Wonder if £20-£25m for Almiron to Saudi would see us ok for FFP? He's a limited player similar to ASM so dont think hes worth much more than that.

Maybe controversial Names on shirts should be for kids only tbh, looks shit when you see 40 and 50 year old blokes with names on backs of footie shirts

This will be the main reason for Citys claim tbh. Shifting PLs legal dept away from the 115 charges onto this means they could be distracted and overlook something as part of the 115 charges that they can use to get off

If Longstaff could dribble, control a ball, pass, score and tackle he would be a footballer.

Footballers have a very short career span, most will pick more money at the end of the day Good to see were not will to pay over inflated wages anymore.

Would fly away at the first opportunity

Director of People & Talent, same thing.

Chief People Officer is another common one but we probably already have one, basically an HR director.

State of that, barely legible english.

Surely it will be something like (using nufc.com dont recognise half the kids tbh) Registered players 18/25 10 home grown Pope (HG) Gillespie (HG) Burn (HG) Schar Botman Lascelles (HG) Livramento (HG) Krafth Tonali Bruno Joelinton Willock (HG) Longstaff (HG) Anderson (HG) Gordon (HG) Barnes (HG) J.Murphy (HG) Isak U21 dont need registering (for 24/25 season born on or after 1st Jan 2003 Listed under first team on nufc.com but not including those listed as part of u21s Hall L.Miley Koul J.Miley Minteh Turner-Cooke A.Murphy Huntley Parkinson Stanton Thompson Charlton A.Harrison Harris Hernes Sold (some depending on if we can find a willing buyer) Dubravka Trippier? Targett Wilson Almiron Lewis Fraser Hayden Loan (Over 21) Ashby De Bolle White