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That's exactly how it should be. Imagine everything was up front from the off. He trains normally and signs off with a goal against Villa. I'd be gutted but I wouldn't feel as ill toward him as I currently do. All my mates think the same too.

They really haven't.

It's not about him going to Liverpool though. That's totally understandable. He's not some local lad with lifelong ties. It's the way he's gone about it man. Waiting until his team mates (very close friends it's been said) and manager are up in a plane before we hear he wants to explore his options. Pissing off so the manager doesn't know where he is and finds out through the media. I'll never think that's acceptable like. Do things the proper way and we'd accept him bettering himself. The underhand way he and Liverpool have acted is low. Even for an entitled, prima donna footballer.

What video??? 🤢

Fuck Paul Scholes man. If he hadn't been a footballer he'd have been sweeping the roads. Thick ginger cunt.

That's fair. With hindsight we've had a shocker with that. He did agree to it too of course. Very weird.

Being attached to players is nothing new mind. As for local pride, that's very important imo. We're not a club that's followed by fans from all over the world. Majority of our fans are local or at least have a Newcastle connection that brings them back to games. Wouldn't want to change that, ever.

I'm not buying that like. You never hear that with other clubs when they sell big. They just get on with it and source a replacement. Clubs already know we have money before the Isak sale. We need to target players who really want the move.

What? Harder than they've already been. I know he'll be a big loss but this whole situation is crippling our transfer window and has killed all the highs from last season. Tell him/them it's £150 million by 5pm on Saturday or it's not happening. We desperately need to get everyone back on track for next week.

If he's definitely going,as some have said, then why hasn't he already gone. If the writing's on the wall surely we'd get the deal done and use the funds elsewhere. It would be madness to wait until the last few days of the window to sell him. Starting to feel he stays. Not sure I want him to like.

Aye, no bother Alex. You just do what the fuck you like and we'll continue to pay your massive wages. All while you makes us looks like daft, weak cunts. You just carry on being you.

Absolutely 100% convinced of this too.

I imagine this is what a crack addiction is like. Great at first then you realise it's been 3 days, you're sitting in your own shit and haven't slept for days. Just me you say?

I hope it's blowing Eddie off. Least he can do.

That's less than he's on now tbf.

Fkn hell 😬🫣😆

Let's see how quickly this becomes about terrible Newcastle trying to ruin a young man's career. Fkn journo nonces.

There we go. 😁

Give him time.

Froggy in 3...2...1...

Bring in Mitro to just sell Isak. We'd make headlines around the world for our useless cuntishness.

A fkn time machine.

He might not get a better chance to play Champions League though. Although it does seem that's not as important as we're led to believe. Better money too though. Got to be.

Mateta. Surely that's a signing we could persuade to come here.

I prefer Maximus Decimus Meridius Arboreus. He'll get us through.