Bunk Moreland

Christ, hope it's not too serious. Get well soon Gaffa!

Oh shit

I remember all the journalist talk of us only having £50m-60m in the summer we bought Tonali, Barnes, Livramento, Hall (albeit on loan) and Minteh

Think he was mentioned as a potential Eales replacement at some point?

Genuinely couldn't make it up

What's Cunha's injury record like? As for any potential discipline issues, I'd back the gaffa, Mad Dog, Bruno and Big Joe (not to mention BDB and Jam) to get him in line if need be.

Is that the "transfer kitty" journalists are always talking about?

Would genuinely surprise me if their hit rate is better than 1 in 100,000

Very much doubt DCL would be getting more than Targett's £395k p/w

Love how McCoist mentions that phantom penalty quite often, he's even done it a few times in games not involving us or PSG

Are PSG capable of scoring normal goals

Would have been one of the best goals of all time, let alone goal of the season

Fucking hell