A stranger in a strange land.

[KaKa]

Ashley should take heed of this...

 

Our gaffer, who art in the Toon,

Mourinho be thy name,

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done,

For Newcastle as it was at Chelsea.

 

Give us this day a f****** attacking midfielder

And forgive Jose Enrique

For being a bit of a slow starter.

And lead us not into temptation,

To call for your head.

 

But deliver us the a trophy,

For thine is the Kingdom,

To have the power and the glory,

For ever and ever

 

Jose (Amen).

 

 

Blasphemy. You just wait 'til ToonAmy sees this and there'll be a fatwa* (*or Christian equivalent) on your arse...

Ashley should take heed of this...

 

Our gaffer, who art in the Toon,

Mourinho be thy name,

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done,

For Newcastle as it was at Chelsea.

 

Give us this day a f****** attacking midfielder

And forgive Jose Enrique

For being a bit of a slow starter.

And lead us not into temptation,

To call for your head.

 

But deliver us the a trophy,

For thine is the Kingdom,

To have the power and the glory,

For ever and ever

 

Jose (Amen).

 

 

 

I admit that made me giggle ... but seriously dude don't get the big man upstairs angry right now. We need all the help we can get.

 

We'll probably end up with McClaren now 

[merlin]

With great power comes great responsibility.

 

Remember that, Peter.

 

You should try telling that to the various politicians who have sold the country down the river over the last 30 years..

[Parky]

How must it be for Ashley?

 

Standing as he must alone in crowds. Alien accents and boistrous chants. Expectations listing and heaving from end to end with hope and desire.

 

I say he is a lucky man, I say he is within touching distance of legend and all those other things that one whispers to a close friend when drunk - as if it all makes sense.

 

This is your moment Mike....Take it!

 

What you do tommorrow will echo through time and history.

 

We are with you.

 

For me it is clear now where Mike Ashley is coming from.

 

He has taken a massive gamble, but it is one from the heart.

 

It is also a sly marketing move, but hey you'd expect that from him.

[ChezGiven]

How must it be for Ashley?

 

Standing as he must alone in crowds. Alien accents and boistrous chants. Expectations listing and heaving from end to end with hope and desire.

 

I say he is a lucky man, I say he is within touching distance of legend and all those other things that one whispers to a close friend when drunk - as if it all makes sense.

 

This is your moment Mike....Take it!

 

What you do tommorrow will echo through time and history.

 

We are with you.

 

For me it is clear now where Mike Ashley is coming from.

 

He has taken a massive gamble, but it is one from the heart.

 

It is also a sly marketing move, but hey you'd expect that from him.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

How must it be for Ashley?

 

Standing as he must alone in crowds. Alien accents and boistrous chants. Expectations listing and heaving from end to end with hope and desire.

 

I say he is a lucky man, I say he is within touching distance of legend and all those other things that one whispers to a close friend when drunk - as if it all makes sense.

 

This is your moment Mike....Take it!

 

What you do tommorrow will echo through time and history.

 

We are with you.

 

For me it is clear now where Mike Ashley is coming from.

 

He has taken a massive gamble, but it is one from the heart.

 

It is also a sly marketing move, but hey you'd expect that from him.

I mentioned that to a few mates who didn't know where I was coming from.  Ahh well....

[Kasper]

I'd like Parky to be the manager. He'd do a mean pre match speak.

[GM]

I'd like Parky to be the manager. He'd do a mean pre match speak.

 

So long as he's doing the pre-match speak to the opposition that would be fine. If we're looking to scupper the opposition and cause mass confusion within their ranks then I suspect his mind-bendingly hippy gibberish would be just the ticket.