kirkwdavis2001 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Anyway, she's a fuckin star mate; we all love her. That should make you feel all warm inside, all of your mates are in love with her as much as you are The next few years are going to be a bit of a rollercoaster I'm sure, but I'm equally as sure that at the end of it all we are going to be looking at a nice shiny (large ear'ed) baby that none of us would have seen a year ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedudeabides Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Very good.....then kirkwdavis spoiled it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Very good.....then kirkwdavis spoiled it. Oops, sowwy, my bad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hodgson09 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Got it straight away, good job. Will it be second time lucky lets hope we see some kids in the coming years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caz Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 haha very good post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I'm assuming this is some sort of allegory about Kevin Keegan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 excellent post. Very clever. Most of your friends and family approve of her too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 NEWCASTLE SIGN KEEGAN FOR ‘BONUS NIGHT’ NEWCASTLE United was last night trying desperately to justify itself after signing up for a 'bonus night' of no-strings fun with unstable ex-boyfriend Kevin Keegan. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/keeg.jpg 'What in the name of GOD was I thinking,' said an embarrassed Newcastle The club split acrimoniously from Keegan a decade ago, blaming a combination of his emotional instability and total insanity for the demise of their five-year romance. However, after a chance encounter in a Newcastle nightclub last week, the two had a few drinks together and eventually ended up in bed. Newcastle said: "You just remember the good times - the wild sex, the spanking, and that thing he used to like me to do with a banana. "You forget all the tantrums and the crying and him making such a dick of himself on Sky Sports that time. 'I will love it if we beat them' - I was absolutely mortified. "I also forgot all those idiotic things he used to say on Match of the Day. Since when has cramp been worse than a broken leg?" Meanwhile, new England boss Fabio Capello has insisted he declared all bribes, bungs and backhanders to the relevant authorities while manager of Juventus He added: "Who you think I are, the Georgio Graham of the Arse? I no take bung in dirty bag in car park. "No, when I gets big cheque from agent for signing I put straight in my accounts with taxes. Is normal, no?" Clicky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest microbar Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Dive right in and heres hoping for some silver babies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 A mate of mine, Big Mike, runs an adoption agency. Maybe if you can't have kids the natural way, you could always adopt?? I don;t know if that's what you want, but it may take all the fun out of trying Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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