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This season is turning out to be so miserable that Morrissey could write a song about it - suggestions please :( 

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Or we could change the lyrics to some songs , hence ( Dagenham Dave) "Head in the clouds and a mouthful of pie, everybody hates him , i see why"

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" I was looking for a pie and i found a pie , and heaven knows im miserable now, in my life why do i smile- at Chairmen who id much rather kick in the eye?"

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Shepherd, Shepherd I was'nt joking when I said I'd like to

Smash every tooth in your head

 

Shepherd, Shepherd I wasn't joking when I said by rights you

Should be bludgeoned in your bed

 

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The kind people have a dream , Shepherd on the guillotine,

because people like you, make me feel so tired

when will you die?

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Song 1,

Belgravia,

You gonna be the one who saves us,

Cos after all,

Please get rid of Freddie and Douglas Hall.

 

 

Song 2,

My head is in a spin,my feet don't touch the ground,

When someones near to me,I just move round and round,

My knees  are shaking baby,my heart it beats like a drum,

 

It feels like,it feels like I'm Titus Bramble

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I was happy in the haze of a Sicilian hour + 30 minutes

But heaven knows I'm miserable now.

 

Panic on the streets of Tyneside

Burn down Shepherds mansion

Hang the fat arse chairman

Because the football that we constantly play

IT IS TOTAL FUCKING SHITE

Hang the chairman, hang the chairman, hang the chairman...(etc)

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Reel around the Milburn

Suffer little Geordies

and Freds fave - I dont owe you anything

i wanted a new manager, i got a new manager,heven knows i am miserable now
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Guest Hibbits left foot

Glenda , Glenda it was really nothing

Glenda, Glenda it was really nothing

How  can you stay with a fat **** who'll say

Would you like to take the job

And if you like you can take the blame 

I dont care about anything except myself

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Guest Pugwash

Glenda , Glenda it was really nothing

Glenda, Glenda it was really nothing

How can you stay with a fat **** who'll say

Would you like to take the job

And if you like you can take the blame

I dont care about anything except myself

 

:lol:

 

But that joke isn't funny anymore

It's too close to home

And it's too near the bone

It's too close to home

And it's too near the bone

More than you'll ever know ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest Hibbits left foot

Frankly Mr Shepherd , this position youve held

It pays your way but it corrodes this club

I want to leave you will not miss me

Youre fat arse will be stuck inside Greggsies

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Guest bluegeordie

The Players

 

Losing in front of your home crowd

Who wish the ground

Would open up and take you down

And will time (and the players) never pass ?

Will time (and the players) never pass for us ?

 

Your weary fans are walking away

Your manager, it's true

Somehow he thinks the world of you

And we have to close our eyes

Oh ...

 

Losing in front of your home town

The crowd boo your name 

You love yourself all the same

The shite, its smell, and the spray (wide)

We fear you'll never take them all away

Will they stay till our (relegation) graves ?

 

Your weary fans are walking away

Your manager, it's true

Somehow he thinks the world of you

And we have to close our eyes

Oh ...

 

[drink and Prozac break]

 

Losing in your home town

Hell is the shite   

That will always play again

They will return every match-day

Well, because of all the things

That Roeder "sees"

With his eyes closed

 

Your weary fans - walking away

Your manager, it's true

Somehow he still thinks the world of you

And we have to dry our eyes

 

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