Alan Pardew

[littlelunchbox]

The man is clearly too mentally deficient to be a football manager.  He's a blagger.

 

It took him over how many games even when the fans told him, Cisse and Ba don not work,  how many more games now until he realise Cisse is wasted out wide, again when fans have told him after one game it does not work.

 

How many times does he keep telling his players to float balls up to Williamson even after how many times we have said it doesn't work.

 

Hoof balls from Krul to the strikers, doesn't work like we said how many more times does he still keep enforcing it?

 

the man is a retard, this is the type of man we are dealing with right now, he's like the man on the ship and we are like the guys who shouted iceberg ahead and he's like ok Lads "full steam ahead."

 

Pardew just do us a favour pull your f***ing act together or just f*** off altogether, you're just wasting all our f***ing time.

[Guest bimpy474]

Why does that sending off comment make me think he's including shola in that

 

because he is the dude f***ing loves Shola!

 

Ive got a feeling pards done this so when he goes to ashley, hes more likely to get more funds. Most probably not true, but theres got to be a reason for fielding him, no manager is that bad.

 

collo and cissie knocks on a game they would have made a differance and shola upfront on a game where he wouldent? Got to be a reason

 

I dont think Ashley cares one jot what Pardew does or says in that respect. Ashley will make money available if it suits him. Lovely owner like

 

I know that, but pards is desperate. If he thought it may help him bargaining, he mite try it. No manager, not even pards, is dumb enough to field shola upfront over cisse without a reason.

 

Well yes, or it's because he's just a crap manager, which is my take on things. You're new obviously, so i'll let you know i've completely turned on Pardew, i hate the bloke for the football we play, long ball is a hatred of mine.

 

Theres difference between a crap manager and picking shola or cisse, im guessing no-one on here is a trained manager (obvo). But we all know. The worst manager in league 2 would know not to do that, theres got to be some hidden reason. I may have got it wrong, but there more to it then a bad manager.

 

Well he reckoned that the players had trained for the Everton game with Ba as the starting central striker. He said he thought it better to stay like that and just bring Shola in.

 

Now you can look at that like he did that to prove a point, or you can take it that he's tactically inept and couldn't change a system in 24 hours that he changed within a hour in the actual game.

 

He is useless imo, and i know which scenario i believe.

[Kasper]

Whats this about Shola then? Isn't it perfectly clear why he played on Saturday?

 

Pardew was resting Cisse. He (the club) doesnt care about the cup. At least not with us in a relegation fight.

[littlelunchbox]

Why does that sending off comment make me think he's including shola in that

 

because he is the dude f***ing loves Shola!

 

Ive got a feeling pards done this so when he goes to ashley, hes more likely to get more funds. Most probably not true, but theres got to be a reason for fielding him, no manager is that bad.

 

collo and cissie knocks on a game they would have made a differance and shola upfront on a game where he wouldent? Got to be a reason

 

I dont think Ashley cares one jot what Pardew does or says in that respect. Ashley will make money available if it suits him. Lovely owner like

 

I know that, but pards is desperate. If he thought it may help him bargaining, he mite try it. No manager, not even pards, is dumb enough to field shola upfront over cisse without a reason.

 

Well yes, or it's because he's just a crap manager, which is my take on things. You're new obviously, so i'll let you know i've completely turned on Pardew, i hate the bloke for the football we play, long ball is a hatred of mine.

 

Theres difference between a crap manager and picking shola or cisse, im guessing no-one on here is a trained manager (obvo). But we all know. The worst manager in league 2 would know not to do that, theres got to be some hidden reason. I may have got it wrong, but there more to it then a bad manager.

 

Well he reckoned that the players had trained for the Everton game with Ba as the starting central striker. He said he thought it better to stay like that and just bring Shola in.

 

Now you can look at that like he did that to prove a point, or you can take it that he tactically inept and couldn't change a system in 24 hours that he changed within a hour in the actual game.

 

He is useless imo, and i konw which scenario i believe.

 

Just again highlights his ineptitude, so why didn't he play Cisse upfront instead of Shola, there is absolutely no excuses here, I didn't expect us to beat Everton but I do expect the manager to give the team at least chance by getting basics right such as starting line up.

[Fuzzy]

Why does that sending off comment make me think he's including shola in that

 

because he is the dude f***ing loves Shola!

 

Ive got a feeling pards done this so when he goes to ashley, hes more likely to get more funds. Most probably not true, but theres got to be a reason for fielding him, no manager is that bad.

 

collo and cissie knocks on a game they would have made a differance and shola upfront on a game where he wouldent? Got to be a reason

 

I dont think Ashley cares one jot what Pardew does or says in that respect. Ashley will make money available if it suits him. Lovely owner like

 

I know that, but pards is desperate. If he thought it may help him bargaining, he mite try it. No manager, not even pards, is dumb enough to field shola upfront over cisse without a reason.

 

Well yes, or it's because he's just a crap manager, which is my take on things. You're new obviously, so i'll let you know i've completely turned on Pardew, i hate the bloke for the football we play, long ball is a hatred of mine.

 

Theres difference between a crap manager and picking shola or cisse, im guessing no-one on here is a trained manager (obvo). But we all know. The worst manager in league 2 would know not to do that, theres got to be some hidden reason. I may have got it wrong, but there more to it then a bad manager.

 

Well he reckoned that the players had trained for the Everton game with Ba as the starting central striker. He said he thought it better to stay like that and just bring Shola in.

 

Now you can look at that like he did that to prove a point, or you can take it that he's tactically inept and couldn't change a system in 24 hours that he changed within a hour in the actual game.

 

He is useless imo, and i know which scenario i believe.

 

True i agree his tactics leave a lot to be desired, but i have also seen a lot of people saying he should quit/sacked. This would ensure we got relegated and no more signings to be honest. No manager during a window = no signings = same form = relegation.

[Guest bimpy474]

Why does that sending off comment make me think he's including shola in that

 

because he is the dude f***ing loves Shola!

 

Ive got a feeling pards done this so when he goes to ashley, hes more likely to get more funds. Most probably not true, but theres got to be a reason for fielding him, no manager is that bad.

 

collo and cissie knocks on a game they would have made a differance and shola upfront on a game where he wouldent? Got to be a reason

 

I dont think Ashley cares one jot what Pardew does or says in that respect. Ashley will make money available if it suits him. Lovely owner like

 

I know that, but pards is desperate. If he thought it may help him bargaining, he mite try it. No manager, not even pards, is dumb enough to field shola upfront over cisse without a reason.

 

Well yes, or it's because he's just a crap manager, which is my take on things. You're new obviously, so i'll let you know i've completely turned on Pardew, i hate the bloke for the football we play, long ball is a hatred of mine.

 

Theres difference between a crap manager and picking shola or cisse, im guessing no-one on here is a trained manager (obvo). But we all know. The worst manager in league 2 would know not to do that, theres got to be some hidden reason. I may have got it wrong, but there more to it then a bad manager.

 

Well he reckoned that the players had trained for the Everton game with Ba as the starting central striker. He said he thought it better to stay like that and just bring Shola in.

 

Now you can look at that like he did that to prove a point, or you can take it that he tactically inept and couldn't change a system in 24 hours that he changed within a hour in the actual game.

 

He is useless imo, and i konw which scenario i believe.

 

Just again highlights his ineptitude, so why didn't he play Cisse upfront instead of Shola, there is absolutely no excuses here, I didn't expect us to beat Everton but I do expect the manager to the team at least chance by getting basics right such as starting line up.

 

It was mental, and to come out after and say Cisse will be down the middle from now on just made it worse. Just so clueless.

[Mole_Toonfan]

Whats this about Shola then? Isn't it perfectly clear why he played on Saturday?

 

Pardew was resting Cisse. He (the club) doesnt care about the cup. At least not with us in a relegation fight.

 

Yeah that is how i saw it too, as depressing as it maybe.

[Dave]

FWIW I only posted that quote due to the Star's clear omission of 'such' which makes it sound ridiculous.

[Guest bimpy474]

Why does that sending off comment make me think he's including shola in that

 

because he is the dude f***ing loves Shola!

 

Ive got a feeling pards done this so when he goes to ashley, hes more likely to get more funds. Most probably not true, but theres got to be a reason for fielding him, no manager is that bad.

 

collo and cissie knocks on a game they would have made a differance and shola upfront on a game where he wouldent? Got to be a reason

 

I dont think Ashley cares one jot what Pardew does or says in that respect. Ashley will make money available if it suits him. Lovely owner like

 

I know that, but pards is desperate. If he thought it may help him bargaining, he mite try it. No manager, not even pards, is dumb enough to field shola upfront over cisse without a reason.

 

Well yes, or it's because he's just a crap manager, which is my take on things. You're new obviously, so i'll let you know i've completely turned on Pardew, i hate the bloke for the football we play, long ball is a hatred of mine.

 

Theres difference between a crap manager and picking shola or cisse, im guessing no-one on here is a trained manager (obvo). But we all know. The worst manager in league 2 would know not to do that, theres got to be some hidden reason. I may have got it wrong, but there more to it then a bad manager.

 

Well he reckoned that the players had trained for the Everton game with Ba as the starting central striker. He said he thought it better to stay like that and just bring Shola in.

 

Now you can look at that like he did that to prove a point, or you can take it that he's tactically inept and couldn't change a system in 24 hours that he changed within a hour in the actual game.

 

He is useless imo, and i know which scenario i believe.

 

True i agree his tactics leave a lot to be desired, but i have also seen a lot of people saying he should quit/sacked. This would ensure we got relegated and no more signings to be honest. No manager during a window = no signings = same form = relegation.

 

Well yep, that's the fear, we could though get Laudrup or Martinez as manager but that would be something we can't trust Dekka or Ashley to do. Hence some saying they would rather stick with Pardew.

 

Which is a mental situation to find ourselves in.

[Dave]

Why would they leave their jobs to come here for less pay and no more spending power?

[Guest bimpy474]

FWIW I only posted that quote due to the Star's clear omission of 'such' which makes it sound ridiculous.

 

Missed that, what was it sir ?

[Jack Flash]

"We have had the worst injury crisis in the club's history and in any other club's history," Glenn Roeder.

 

The next step for Pardew is to cancel training like Kinnear did. A big PR stunt to cover his failings even more.

[Fuzzy]

I still haven't decided on pards fully yet, Im giving him January to sort his tactics out. If after he's just as bad, ill being singing Pards out.

 

But I have got to be fair, he has got a fair threw injuries (see my "mentalist" sig, knew it would come in handy) That is actually quite a hefty portion of our team.

This period has just helped show how thin our team is.

[Guest bimpy474]

I still haven't decided on pards fully yet, Im giving him January to sort his tactics out. If after he's just as bad, ill being singing Pards out.

 

But I have got to be fair, he has got a fair threw injuries (see my "mentalist" sig, knew it would come in handy) That is actually quite a hefty portion of our team.

This period has just helped show how thin our team is.

 

But as i've said, and others on here have too, injuries do not mean you suddenly resort to hoofball. It's just a mental state of affairs the way he goes about things.

[littlelunchbox]

Seriously can anyone actually see Pardew doing anything after he leaves Nufc?

 

Manage a team like Stoke? In his dreams! He might do alright for a championship team, but I doubt even that.

 

Probably motd2 sofa where he can join the other gobshites, he would be good at that with his smooth salesman-like speeches, that's if he doesn't describe certain action in a game like some rape scene again the stupid f***ing big mouth t***.

[Fuzzy]

I still haven't decided on pards fully yet, Im giving him January to sort his tactics out. If after he's just as bad, ill being singing Pards out.

 

But I have got to be fair, he has got a fair threw injuries (see my "mentalist" sig, knew it would come in handy) That is actually quite a hefty portion of our team.

This period has just helped show how thin our team is.

 

But as i've said, and others on here have too, injuries do not mean you suddenly resort to hoofball. It's just a mental state of affairs the way he goes about things.

 

True but he was also playing that partly to keep BA happy.

[wormy]

I still haven't decided on pards fully yet, Im giving him January to sort his tactics out. If after he's just as bad, ill being singing Pards out.

 

But I have got to be fair, he has got a fair threw injuries (see my "mentalist" sig, knew it would come in handy) That is actually quite a hefty portion of our team.

This period has just helped show how thin our team is.

 

Nice referencing to the sig. Didn't realise the injury problems.

 

Seriously though, disappoints that the injuries have so well-masked Pardew's inability this season. It's not like we were lighting it up when we didn't have the injuries towards the start.

[wormy]

I still haven't decided on pards fully yet, Im giving him January to sort his tactics out. If after he's just as bad, ill being singing Pards out.

 

But I have got to be fair, he has got a fair threw injuries (see my "mentalist" sig, knew it would come in handy) That is actually quite a hefty portion of our team.

This period has just helped show how thin our team is.

 

But as i've said, and others on here have too, injuries do not mean you suddenly resort to hoofball. It's just a mental state of affairs the way he goes about things.

 

True but he was also playing that partly to keep BA happy.

 

And the first chance he gets to rectify that he decides Shola is better as a straight in replacement than moving Cisse inside and putting a proper wide man out there. All because he was scared the players would get confused after a couple of days' specific 'training'. Training that was based around a player in talks with another club.

[Guest bimpy474]

Why would they leave their jobs to come here for less pay and no more spending power?

 

Would they be on less pay though, i mean do we know that for sure. And to steal a cliche, 50,000 fans every home game, sleeping giant syndrome, manager wanting the challenge of making Newcastle great again blah blah blah.

 

All of that is attractive to a manager, its just the two pillocks in charge that worry the feck out of me. Any decent manager will look at them and think, dear god.

 

 

[Fuzzy]

I still haven't decided on pards fully yet, Im giving him January to sort his tactics out. If after he's just as bad, ill being singing Pards out.

 

But I have got to be fair, he has got a fair threw injuries (see my "mentalist" sig, knew it would come in handy) That is actually quite a hefty portion of our team.

This period has just helped show how thin our team is.

 

But as i've said, and others on here have too, injuries do not mean you suddenly resort to hoofball. It's just a mental state of affairs the way he goes about things.

 

True but he was also playing that partly to keep BA happy.

 

And the first chance he gets to rectify that he decides Shola is better as a straight in replacement than moving Cisse inside and putting a proper wide man out there. All because he was scared the players would get confused after a couple of days' specific 'training'. Training that was based around a player in talks with another club.

 

True i still believe that is to give him more fire power when asking for funds.

[Guest bimpy474]

I still haven't decided on pards fully yet, Im giving him January to sort his tactics out. If after he's just as bad, ill being singing Pards out.

 

But I have got to be fair, he has got a fair threw injuries (see my "mentalist" sig, knew it would come in handy) That is actually quite a hefty portion of our team.

This period has just helped show how thin our team is.

 

But as i've said, and others on here have too, injuries do not mean you suddenly resort to hoofball. It's just a mental state of affairs the way he goes about things.

 

True but he was also playing that partly to keep BA happy.

 

Which if true was absolutely mental.

[wormy]

Why would they leave their jobs to come here for less pay and no more spending power?

 

Would they be on less pay though, i mean do we know that for sure. And to steal a cliche, 50,000 fans every home game, sleeping giant syndrome, manager wanting the challenge of making Newcastle great again blah blah blah.

 

All of that is attractive to a manager, its just the two pillocks in charge that worry the feck out of me. Any decent manager will look at them and think, dear god.

 

 

 

If we act quick enough I think we could get a good manager in. The 5th place, foundations of a good squad, despite the underperforming this season (just because we've played shite for about 5 months, it's clear to see there's the spine of a great team here). But the chairmen need to have some nous and balls about them. Definitely wouldn't sniff at a punt from a manager abroad, who may be a bit more detached from Ashley and Llambias' reputation. But I just don't think they'd know where to start in recruiting a manager that hasn't already made a name for themselves in England in the past 30 years.

[Fuzzy]

absolutely, it was clear he was, everyone knew it.

[Fuzzy]

Why would they leave their jobs to come here for less pay and no more spending power?

 

Would they be on less pay though, i mean do we know that for sure. And to steal a cliche, 50,000 fans every home game, sleeping giant syndrome, manager wanting the challenge of making Newcastle great again blah blah blah.

 

All of that is attractive to a manager, its just the two pillocks in charge that worry the feck out of me. Any decent manager will look at them and think, dear god.

 

 

 

If we act quick enough I think we could get a good manager in. The 5th place, foundations of a good squad, despite the underperforming this season (just because we've played s**** for about 5 months, it's clear to see there's the spine of a great team here). But the chairmen need to have some nous and balls about them. Definitely wouldn't sniff at a punt from a manager abroad, who may be a bit more detached from Ashley and Llambias' reputation. But I just don't think they'd know where to start in recruiting a manager that hasn't already made a name for themselves in England in the past 30 years.

 

I would agree, if you mean after the window.

[Guest bimpy474]

Why would they leave their jobs to come here for less pay and no more spending power?

 

Would they be on less pay though, i mean do we know that for sure. And to steal a cliche, 50,000 fans every home game, sleeping giant syndrome, manager wanting the challenge of making Newcastle great again blah blah blah.

 

All of that is attractive to a manager, its just the two pillocks in charge that worry the feck out of me. Any decent manager will look at them and think, dear god.

 

 

 

If we act quick enough I think we could get a good manager in. The 5th place, foundations of a good squad, despite the underperforming this season (just because we've played shite for about 5 months, it's clear to see there's the spine of a great team here). But the chairmen need to have some nous and balls about them. Definitely wouldn't sniff at a punt from a manager abroad, who may be a bit more detached from Ashley and Llambias' reputation. But I just don't think they'd know where to start in recruiting a manager that hasn't already made a name for themselves in England in the past 30 years.

 

Aye, Laudrup for me. A manager form abroad might be the right step too, if Pardew struggles through and just keeps us up he might get replaced, you never know.

 

Ahahahaha what am i saying. 7 more years 

 

 

:'(