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Heard yesterday that a deal to sell the club has been agreed and will be announced on the 5th December at the Everton game. My brother told me that Its came from someone high up at the club. Fuck knows if it'll happen. Just thought I'd pass on what I heard. The bloke who told him had been spot on in the past.

 

Absolutely love posts like this :lol:

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I will w*** where I stand if that happens

 

When you made this post, or where you're standing then? This is an important point of clarification.

 

The instant I hear genuine news/confirmation - World foods aisle in Tesco, seminar at work. Dat worm getting burped.

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Heard yesterday that a deal to sell the club has been agreed and will be announced on the 5th December at the Everton game. My brother told me that Its came from someone high up at the club. Fuck knows if it'll happen. Just thought I'd pass on what I heard. The bloke who told him had been spot on in the past.

 

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Heard yesterday that a deal to sell the club has been agreed and will be announced on the 5th December at the Everton game. My brother told me that Its came from someone high up at the club. Fuck knows if it'll happen. Just thought I'd pass on what I heard. The bloke who told him had been on spice in the past.

 

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I will w*** where I stand if that happens

 

When you made this post, or where you're standing then? This is an important point of clarification.

 

The instant I hear genuine news/confirmation - World foods aisle in Tesco, seminar at work. Dat worm getting burped.

 

More of a semen-ar, then?

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Heard yesterday that a deal to sell the club has been agreed and will be announced on the 5th December at the Everton game. My brother told me that Its came from someone high up at the club. Fuck knows if it'll happen. Just thought I'd pass on what I heard. The bloke who told him had been spot on in the past.

 

Just going back to this, but just why?! Why would the club agree a sale and then just not announce it for 3+ weeks?! :lol:

 

"Yeah, the deal's all done, should we get on the blower to the stock exchange?"

"Nah, leave it 3 weeks".

 

It's not even close to being plausible. :lol:

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My Brother's flatmate's sisters mate's dog told me that the club will 100% be sold next week to an Arab consortium who will give us £10bn to spend in Jan.  Also, all SD advertising will be burnt on a bonfire and Ashley will be put in stocks outside the Strawberry so people can throw cream pies in his face.

 

100% guaranteed. ITK, Marra.

 

Funny that, my Arabian mate told me 100% that it was being sold to his brother's flatmate's sister's mate's dog.

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