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James Maddison (now playing for Tottenham Hotspur)


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Using my revolutionary scouting technique based on hair, I can tell you taht Jamies Maddison is the better player. When crossed with my tattoo data analysis, I can tell you without doubt that James Maddison is the better player. Notice how Mount hides his little LUV ME MAM tattoo under his sleeve, whereas Maddison is bold and brash with his tattoos. He even openly lets everyone know he's a big fan of Marvel's Daredevil. 

 

 

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relámpago blanco
1 minute ago, OCK said:

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Using my revolutionary scouting technique based on hair, I can tell you taht Jamies Maddison is the better player. 

I wouldn't want Mount but Maddisons neck is too thin.

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Sorry, but nobody scouts on necks other than American Drill Sergeants. 

 

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Here you can see the deal is done, notice the handshake tattoo on his right arm. My analysis can reveal that those hands belong to Dan Ashworth and James Maddison's agent. 

 

 

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I wonder if that thing I heard about Mount flying up in a helicopter to Matfen was actually Maddison and the club house manager got the wrong player? Would make more sense to be fair 

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Just now, The Prophet said:

Obviously nothing in that, but he absolutely knows what he's doing.

 

All the black and white photos. He's coming. 

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PauloGeordio
3 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:
3 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

All the black and white photos. He's coming. 

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2 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

It’s the mutton chop sidies for the win! 

 

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Maddison it is! :indi:

 

CM Punk has let himself go

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20 minutes ago, cubaricho said:


Where’s the bread?


Black (&white) ball next to the Blue & white ball ?

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PauloGeordio
1 minute ago, OCK said:

A picture taken by James Maddison of Newcastle United's Callum Wilson playing pool while with the England camp. 

Too obvious! [emoji38]

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5 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

Too obvious! [emoji38]

I just meant there two friends playing pool together. There can’t be anything else to it can they?

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1 minute ago, Gawalls said:

I just meant there two friends playing pool together. There can’t be anything else to it can they?

 

Coventry team mates?

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PauloGeordio
3 minutes ago, Gawalls said:

I just meant their two friends playing pool together. There can’t be anything else to it can they?

:indi:

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Just now, Optimistic Nut said:

 

Coventry team mates?

Oh - didn’t know that, maybe the friendship will be the deciding factor. 
 

still think if it’s us and spurs, it’s ambition vs location and God knows what he’ll choose.

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2 minutes ago, Gawalls said:

Oh - didn’t know that, maybe the friendship will be the deciding factor. 
 

still think if it’s us and spurs, it’s ambition vs location and God knows what he’ll choose.

 

Ah that was just guessing not sure if they were or not but might have been. 

 

Edit: quick Wiki job, they were on the books together 13/14 when Wilson was top scorer and Maddison hadn't played yet (debut following season). Guessing they'd have crossed paths in training a bit if he was on the fringes of the team a year earlier. 

 

 

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