The Prophet Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Max Cherry said: Why's he got his top off the wanker They asked me to do that when my son was born. The skin to skin contact is supposed to be healthy for the baby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 I'm as hard as fuck, so naturally I declined and chinned the midwife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 It's a dig at the Newcastle away fans who remove their shirts during games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Just now, The Prophet said: I'm as hard as fuck, so naturally I declined and chinned the midwife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 21 minutes ago, Max Cherry said: Why's he got his top off the wanker Fucking hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Cherry Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 17 minutes ago, The Prophet said: They asked me to do that when my son was born. The skin to skin contact is supposed to be healthy for the baby. Fair enough 😂. Didn't ask me when my lad was born like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, The Prophet said: I'm as hard as fuck, so naturally I declined and chinned the midwife. Whom happened to be wearing a Sunderland shirt, was perfectly fine after your pathetic Mag slap, and proceeded to knock you through the hospital wall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Cherry Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 19 minutes ago, gbandit said: Not a dad then? Skin to skin contact is recommended with newborns to help with bonding. Fairly sure the vast majority of dads do it, I did I am actually mate, I was too busy crying to take my top off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Just now, Max Cherry said: I am actually mate, I was too busy crying to take my top off Tonali tears? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Manxst said: Whom happened to be wearing a Sunderland shirt, was perfectly fine after your pathetic Mag slap, and proceeded to knock you through the hospital wall. I got to go on marraternity leave though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 20 minutes ago, Max Cherry said: Fair enough 😂. Didn't ask me when my lad was born like They obviously realised you're not one of those soft shites that's gagging to move to London unlike ol' @The Prophet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 34 minutes ago, The Prophet said: I'm as hard as fuck, so naturally I declined and chinned the midwife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 36 minutes ago, Jaqen said: It's a dig at the Newcastle away fans who remove their shirts during games. Total cunt, glad we didn’t sign him now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Max Cherry said: Why's he got his top off the wanker breast feeding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 I’d better get in shape before I have a baby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erikse Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 12 hours ago, LFEE said: Sign them up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 He's so slight and fragile looking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) On 04/07/2023 at 20:27, The Prophet said: I'm as hard as fuck, so naturally I declined and chinned the midwife. You try and satirise something and it becomes actual discourse on Twitter... Edited July 5, 2023 by The Prophet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 13 hours ago, Rocker said: He's so slight and fragile looking. They're just babies, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) "Weldy" ffs. Probably the same scruffy nonce from St Albans who tried to kick Ramsdale and run off Edited July 5, 2023 by LionOfGosforth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 04/07/2023 at 20:06, Max Cherry said: Why's he got his top off the wanker Oh my lord 🙄 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 13 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said: "Weldy" ffs. Probably the same scruffy nonce from St Albans who tried to kick Ramsdale and run off More likely some 15yr old from a "deprived" area that already has three kids from four( yes I know) different females and thinks he's the town stud because of it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Some odd weirdos on here like. Perfectly normal for skin-to-skin. He’s a lucky fella having twins football aside there’s not a better feeling when you hold the bairn for the first time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Congrats to him, but yeah in terms of our club, we need to let that one go. Deep breath and just lock this thread. Anyone disagree? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Respectfully disagree. Next season, if he does poorly we can gloat in here. If he does well then it’ll likely lead to some sort of forum showdown or bust-up. Win-win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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