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When on about 87:30 minutes, commentator says "we have 2 and a half minutes to go". no, there is always stoppage time

 

Sometimes there isn't.

 

In the first half usually, but I'm sure it must have happened after 90 minutes before. :whistle:

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Never seems to be as much in the European leagues. Spain I've noticed rarely have over 3 minutes.

 

The refs in Spain often blow up early, absolutely infuriates me. I can't stand it when refs play the exact added time, let alone not playing enough.

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Dislike weak commentators like most on lots and Jim beglin now on itv who instead of saying 'that's a foul' say things like 'is that a foul there?look,his hands are all over him,is that a foul,for me there's something in that'.Just say it's a foul if it's a foul,say it's not if not and say it's impossible to say if it's impossible

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Never seems to be as much in the European leagues. Spain I've noticed rarely have over 3 minutes.

 

Bit daft considering there's always at least 37 bookings in every match.

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Fine as long as it does not 'cause a danger to an opponent'. Bowler hat would probably be too hard. :lol: Same reason you can have soft bandages but not hard ones.

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Dislike weak commentators like most on lots and Jim beglin now on itv who instead of saying 'that's a foul' say things like 'is that a foul there?look,his hands are all over him,is that a foul,for me there's something in that'.Just say it's a foul if it's a foul,say it's not if not and say it's impossible to say if it's impossible

 

'I've seen them given'

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Petr Cech's head protection. I know its for his own good but by god it annoys the hell out of me.

 

A few people have mentioned this to me and I just cannot understand it. :lol:

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This guy

 

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/1628/davidpleat1.jpg

 

Whatever tactical analysis he offers as a commentator is grossly outweighed by being f****** annoying. Probably cums a couple of times when doing a Spurs match. If there is an ex-Spurs player on the pitch, he has yet to miss an opportunity to tell viewers about how he signed the player as a youngster. C***. 

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My dad passionately supporting the English team during European games, it's fucking grating. I mean i'd prefer the English team to do well in most cases, but this is full on vocal support in the sitting room.

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Close up's of Frank Lampard's dad in the crowd.

 

and location reports of his mam.

 

That's a deplorable thing to say.

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My dad passionately supporting the English team during European games, it's fucking grating. I mean i'd prefer the English team to do well in most cases, but this is full on vocal support in the sitting room.

 

Aye.

 

Iniesta's equaliser a couple of years ago was all the more hilarious though.

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Close up's of Frank Lampard's dad in the crowd.

 

and location reports of his mam.

 

That's a deplorable thing to say.

 

touchy

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People who randomly shout idiotic stuff at matches repeatedly.  At the Arsenal game, there was a woman behind me who shouted, without fail, when an Arsenal player had the ball a collection of 'Snap him', 'Hit him', 'Get stuck in' - regardless of whether diving in for a tackle was the right thing to do or not.

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You'd have loved the woman who sat behind me during the Wolves game. It was almost as if she'd read that 'Football For Women' publication from the 5-a-side episode of Father Ted - every fucking stupid cliche possible, including 'go wide, go wide'. Right at the end she showed a hint of originality with 'Ben Arfa is crap, man'.

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I've said this one before but i'll say it again. Anywhere i sit in the stadium there will be one older fan behind me claiming that "that lad will never make a footbaaaaalller", regardless of which player it is.

 

Pisses me right off.

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You'd have loved the woman who sat behind me during the Wolves game. It was almost as if she'd read that 'Football For Women' publication from the 5-a-side episode of Father Ted - every fucking stupid cliche possible, including 'go wide, go wide'. Right at the end she showed a hint of originality with 'Ben Arfa is crap, man'.

 

Romeo Sensini.

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