Strangest Injuries

[BONTEMPI]

Dyer had that nasty gash when he ran into the advertising sign and I think his mysterious, "can't tell anyone injury" of the last couple years is truly strange. 

 

 

 

Yeah that gash was rough. Skin flap of all skin flaps lol.

 

 

Did he pick her up down the bigg market?

 

There's some reet gash doon thare!

[Guest loves the toon]

cant believe no ones mentioned marcelinos broken finger

 

[Guest LeoStett]

didnt some striker hurt his toe trying to remove an in growing toe nail with a drill? Sure i read that about a year or two ago

 

Vassel i think

[Mowen]

I'm sure I remember an English keeper dropping a jar of something on his foot, happened a while back.

 

EDIT: It might have been Dave Beasant actually.

Was it not a jar of salad cream mate ? 

 

Pretty sure Canizares injured his foot by dropping a bottle of aftershave on it just before a world cup.

[Guest tbelcher11]

BIZARRE INJURIES

- Dave Beasant - Dropped a bottle of salad cream on his foot

- Rio Ferdinand - Picked up a tendon strain watching TV

- Richard Wright - Shoulder injury falling through his loft

- Santiago Canizares - Dropped a bottle of aftershave and severed a tendon

- Alan Mullery - Injured his back cleaning his teeth

- Darren Barnard - Slipped in a puddle of his dog's liquid

 

I found this list in another forum I reply to.  I think we've named them all, but here they are anyway

[Guest Sam]

^They were all listed on BBC site yesterday.