Shearergol

What exactly is the reason we’re playing our worst possible defence btw?

not convinced, although it’ll be given. He did dive too though.

We defend like school kids.

Diving fucker

Funny how they can talk about how shit we are without going into the reason why.

we’re so jealous of [insert team name] for the same reason

Guess we negotiated Tindall’s release too given he’s there

Nah, he’s just a shit manager. He’ll be desperate to get back to running drills.

So slow to even move the ball around.

Impeccable respect for the death of Steve Bruce’s career. Didn’t realise he had a favourite flower though.

Why is he on the bench anyway? If we’re winning he’s not needed and if we’re losing he can’t change things.

I’d be amazed if we manage to stay up. I know a decent manager can pluck results out of nowhere but our players look a complete shambles. We’re by far the worst team in the league, albeit with potentially better players. our run of fixtures is absolutely horrific until January now

Agent Jones

I doubt Howe will have input on the next one once he witnesses this tonight.

An absolutely won’t win game too, unfortunately

It really is that simple.

Give it 15 minutes, you’ll see for yourself

Southgate rates him

What the absolute cluster fuck is that team

Depends - do we want to pay a manager in the championship £11m a year? we’ll probably never know the real reason; he probably just decided it wasn’t worth the risk.

reported that we wanted a termination clause inserted if we got relegated.

hmm, strange. I get the app being a bit out but never had issues on the box itself.

you on sky q?

Martinez is class. Villa would be down without him.

Mine isn’t?