Shearergol

Our next FFP saviour.

Injured?

Ffs, with our massive shortage of keepers too

Stoke? Cardiff? Coventry?

Pahahahaha fuck off Trent

Why is Isak always so knackered?

Bruno knows things aren’t right. Hope he gives Gordon a talking to after this

Murphy would have hit the post

Gordon’s playing like a boy with a chip on his shoulder. Half-hearted runs, barely closing down, walking around if the ball has gone.

We saw this so many times last season too. What’s actually going on?

Wolves

There was no better player than Murphy available to get in the window. Not one.

Pope was obviously a huge miss last season but we desperately need to replace him as soon as we can.

I’m not convinced joelinton knows where he’s playing

Are we throwing the league this season?

Bruno’s such a dick at times.

I mean, he’s a PL footballer. You’d expect him to kick it properly rather than slicing it into the goal.

Mood changes now. That was fucking atrocious

Can we take Isak off please?

He does look a bit like a twat. Hadn’t realised before.

Ref 8/10 first half, 2/10 second.

He and Gordon are no doubt playing with slight injuries, like the majority of last season.

Really poor from Isak that. Wtf is going on with Gordon? Looks like he can’t be arsed.