Shearergol

We’ll sort it in the transfer window, don’t worry.

The bar is extremely low there. Both have been pretty poor.

We play him as if he’s Wilson. Feel sorry for the lad.

he really is. Massively underrated, even by our fans.

Tonali for Longstaff and we win this.

Very

I think I'm the only person here who likes Havertz, right?

Amazed we haven't gone down this route. Perhaps we're going to flip Pivas next year?

Everton might take the Greek keeper next summer when we have to go through all this again

What a time to be alive Fortunately he’s the one player in the team we decided to get cover for.

Did we? I think we’ll be between 6-8th.

Another season of praying to the Gods that we don’t get injuries. Another season of expecting Howe to work miracles with limited players. I had thought the days where our biggest celebration was not selling our best players had gone but it’s pretty clear we’re miles away from that. However, my boy Harvey should get plenty of minutes this season. Also can’t wait to see Longstaff relegated to the bench. There’s loads of positives about this club, which is why this window is so disappointing. Just bringing a better RW in would have given the fans a bit of excitement and shifted the mood. 2.7/10

Dr Jinx wants two managers at the club to take it in turns

Have you not read the board for the last week?

With no injuries, agreed. Already got one down though.

we’re getting to the point where we’re gonna have to do a lot of trading. Given Eddie doesn’t like changing things too much I feel this might be an issue. i guess Botman eventually comes back in for Burn, new RCB for Schar, new RW for Almiron, new backup RB for Trippier, new backup striker for Osula (who becomes Wilson’s replacement), new number 1 GK. how long does schar keep going as a backup? Will Pope?

Apart from the 4 players we actually brought in of course.

No middle ground

Ahhh welcome back stranger

Our shittest right back is playing CB alongside our shittest LB from last season

Please don’t get Polic dragged into football chat

Roll up our sleeves

We’ll be reet. 7th is ok if it gets us europe.

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