Shearergol

Wilson’s out for 7 months with an infected cut

Unlike Kaka to have such an incorrect wild take

Salah will get his “trademark finish” soon enough so the commentators can explode.

Unless we play like this, of course

Bruno cannot play in a two. I’m his biggest fan but get Miley on for him asap.

Lovely finish though, yeah?

I need to remember that we don’t even try against these and city and just watch a different game.

Scored loads in 2023

Murphy’s back

Only defensively, weirdly. When we have the ball we go back to 4-3-3

At least we’re leaving a massive gap behind our midfield. That tactic might work against the best attackers in the league.

Every time. Every single time.

Oh look, Salah fouling Hall. Shock.

In a game we’ve already written off? Why?

Choosing between the two is like choosing whether you want a lethal injection or the electric chair. Both rubbish options. i might be exaggerating slightly for comedic value

7-0 incoming

Looking forward to Wilson and Willock trying to break the fewest touches in a match record

We should get Almiron back tbh

Even a year is a long time in football, especially with the injuries he's had. I think he can only be judged on recent performances, where he looks to have lost his strengths.

Shearer got loads of goals for us but I wouldn't stick him in the team.

I just don't feel a team "need" a WORLD CLASS midfielder to win the league. Obviously it's all subjective.

I can only think of Rodri Liverpool didn't have a world class midfielder in 2019/20 either.

He's had more impact for us than Ferdinand, and Ba to be fair. I adored Ba though. Just a genuinely incredible striker. Wish we'd had him a lot longer.

Very good.