Shearergol

Isn’t muto leaving us soon?

Pretty much the same last season as well. They aren't capable of delivering more quite obviously. All fart and no shit as they say. Plenty of shit in that team

Well played lads, you bunch of championship level footballers. A big thank you to Mike for ensuring you’re earning a living in the world’s best league.

Absolutely no worse than anyone else. Agenda much?

Hayden is scared to even put a foot in now. If the fucker doesn’t want to play just sack him.

Start monitoring some players after this performance.

Yedlin with a broken toenail

Can we send Ritchie back too? What does he actually do?

I reckon we all know that, bar crumpy

Hayden with his league one touch. Well played man. Fuck this club.

Atsu’s 8th off target attempt

Aye pretty much. I was actually thinking we could win this. We always have a chance against these for some reason.

This hand over mouth talking needs banning too

Sloooooooowomon Rondon

Funny how results seem to start going against us as we start losing.

Get our £100m subs on Rafa ffs!!

Takeover collapses

What is?

Never a foul

Moment of the match

Us in the final third man. Clueless. At least fans can’t say we’re too defensive tonight though.

Good timing

Hayden did something. Promising.

Wonder if he’s worth trying at DM?

Our wonderful left back seems a bit sleepy tonight.