Shearergol

Everything we do is so slow.

They've had about 6 scoring chances to our 1.

Our defence is an absolute joke. Zonal marking at it's worst.

Closest defender to him but yet again failing to keep goalside? The ever reliably shit Dummett.

Standard. He's rubbish.

We're doing well with our 9 men.

They're guaranteed to get a soft penalty soon.

Clear penalty that.

74th minute.

They'll end with 10 men.

That's exactly it. Far too slow to do anything. Gayle's charging all over the place and nobody attempts to get it to him. We're top of the league but still have too many shit players. I expect lots of spending in summer.

Our fullbacks need replacing in January.

Hate when we're on sky. The other team always performs.

Westwood is a class keeper in this league.

They play good football to be fair. We're going to massively miss our best player tonight.

Colback pointing to teammates telling them to follow the runs of players he's picking up. Useless wanker.

Alright there lefty, don't fall off the edge will you. No other option ffs.

That's just normal for Pardew. FYP Good job he got to play Stoke twice in all of that.

Called it.

Playing long balls to Gayle is never really gonna work.

This is shite. Did pardew give the half time team talk?

Get atsu on

Hes misplaced a couple of non dangerous passes, but has been perfectly fine defensively, not sure what you're watching. The pitchforks would be out on here if Colback had misplaced as many passes man. Because he does every single game.

Anita's having a shitter

Yep.