Shearergol

Sissoko had his hands up as he jumped, Delaney won the header which was close to his hands.

Mitro coming on for cisse. Good sub!

Agent Cabaye.

Darlow!!!!

Never a penalty!

Shit!

Wow we're playing deep now. Get mitro on!

Well done jack lad. Love to see a bit of getting completely beaten then making a stupid foul.

Cisse just cannot pass. Awful.

Midfield is still shocking like. Keep the ball ffs!

Worth every penny so far!

Townsend forgiven for the shitty first half.

Gooooooooooooooool

GET IN STOKE!

We've played more long ball than them to be honest.

I wonder how much we could get for Gini now? £4m?

They're not are they? 1-1.

So Gini does nothing, cisse can't control a ball, colback is colback and Townsend keeps cutting inside and losing the ball. Yeah, not winning this.

Watford score.

Little old Newcastle. So lucky to even be in with the likes of palace and Swansea.

Our best player, weirdly.

Colback, awesome.

Darlow > Elliott

There's no chance we're not getting a red card today.

Our left hand side is so shit.