Shearergol

Meh, about on a par I would say. You have to consider Michu is doing it in an otherwise midtable at best team.. Cisse did it in a relegation team punching far above their weight tbh.

Were we ever linked with him?, if not isn't that more like a "Come and get me" plea? We were linked with him last week. Shame, he's a cracking little player.

Great game, love football at the minute. Gonna be in a great mood for the rest of the day now.

Both goals his fault today.

More fantastic defending from the traffic cone at the back. He gets paid to do that!

A bit like Brazil.

And both not worthy of a place in a premiership squad.

Don't get up then Ranger!

We're getting nothing from the ref.

How's that not a yellow then?

We look dangerous somehow.

Just woke up from mine. Williamson's gonna wake up from his soon.

Ranger up top on his own for Norwich then.

YES!

Obertan. Glorious.

Shape.

They're already all injured. Who are you suggesting?

Are we playing none up front?

Poyet should be our manager, much as I hate him.

Look at our world class centre back watching the game pass him by. I've never hated a player more. We'd be better with 10 men.

Both Ameobi's are pretty poor aren't they.

We've basically got 2 good midfielders, a half decent keeper, an out of form left back and then the rest are shite. No wonder we look awful.

Completely accurate though. You've not seen much of him, then. I've seen plenty of him, thanks.

Boumsong. Awful awful defender.

Digne? Always one of my first FM signings tbh.