Shearergol

It's about consistency, as everyone is saying. You've chosen to ignore that though.

Doesn't help himself though does he.

How has Le Tissier got a job as a commentator? The bloke doesn't have a clue.

Obertan is just simply amazing. Changed the game completely.

Not a red then?

What the hell has happened to him??

What a fucking pass.

Missing Tiote. Pure and simple.

Long ball team.

Slow start from us again.

Great finish that.

Man United look pretty average.

Survived

1 out, 1 nearly in but not quite.

Awhh man. Realistically, the conversation was the other way round.

He beat his man numerous times, won a load of corners, nearly scored himself, whipped at least 4 or 5 balls into the six yard box. FFS man, some people. Distribution was appalling considering the positions he got himself in by running fast. Should have scored, because he ran fast. Won corners because his poor crosses were blocked following running fast, stopping, letting the defender back at him.

Created absolutely nothing against a conference type side. Oooooh he's fast. Still shit.

Because you can talk to the owner the day before the window closes to ask if he can bring a player in? We're not spurs ffs!

Ooh face touching. Might have to think about bringing a player in now. Wooooooooooooooo

He knows.....

Here we go.

Worse than smith.

Vuckic gonna be playing a fair bit this season.

Pardew really isn't looking happy.

Great sub pards. Hmm.