Shearergol

Danny Carlton available.

What's this shit with Big Ben? Fuck off Sky!

Here we go................... SLAMS SHUT

right, 1 minute left. who next?

This isn't about getting him back. They know, as much as us, that it couldn't happen. May as well make a late bid for Jesus.

Adam off to Spurs? They could do with a midfielder.

Another bid rejected. (close to £12m) Our next bid of £12m might just do it though.

I'd be happy with Luque tbh.

Probably already been mentioned, but how will he pass a medical when he couldn't even run 4 days ago? Hope he's another Woodgate.

SSN: Ameobi not as good as Carroll [/mugs]

Source?

£10m for Xisco?

DUFF!!!!!!

We had no need to panic. We could have lined up a replacement for a player we KNEW was a target for at least 2 clubs. Failing that, we could have kept a player who was under a long term contract and fuck the money.

How on earth can you offer money for players 30 minutes before the deadline? Do you then just speak to them on the phone and see if you can agree a contract? If you're not talking to the player by 8pm you're not gonna sign them, fact.

Oh, they refused the £10m bid so now it's too late to sign anyone. WHO SAW THAT ONE COMING? :-o

Bernard, surely??

Of course we're gonna buy him. What a load of utter utter utter utter shite. We're also signing Andy Carroll and Shay Given.

I like Dempsey. He won't be coming.

At what time was Rossi announced when we got him?

Us at 11pm. Spurs at 8am tomorrow.

In Player with broken leg Crocked, mental, Aston villa fringe player Out Speedy winger Spanish U21 striker Hope Routledge and Xisco are shite tbf.

Utter bollocks. Shocker

Harper.

2115: Blackpool have been busy, busy bees today - and BBC Sport has learnt that they have now agreed a deal to sign winger/forward Jason Puncheon from Southampton.