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And the Russian...

It's to do with the puplic statement Barton made, which Keegan got him to do.

What's even more strange is that rumours of another arab takeover are getting stronger.

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Nope, it's Wise.

To be fair, I didn't want Keegan in the first place. However, we've got zero chance of even mid-table under Dennis Fucking Wise.

He's gone, 100%. Sacked for his support of Barton. Dennis Wise is the new manager.

I'd be more gutted if I'd paid for 3 years worth of season tickets. What's that funding?

Can see Warnock coming in and Owen going out at this rate. I hate this transfer window. I know full well that I shouldn't form any opinions until it's closed, but I can't help feeling completely fucked off.

Can see Warnock coming in and Owen going out at this rate. I hate this transfer window. I know full well that I shouldn't form any opinions until it's closed, but I can't help feeling completely fucked off.

If the only deal Newcastle are involved in is Owen leaving then it would officially be our worst ever transfer market. Still, TT would be happy.

Well this is fucking rubbish, as we all expected. If Keegan comes out tomorrow and claims he's happy with the squad I think I'll cry.

I firmly believe we're in negotiation regarding two big deals, both of which we'll announce as failing.

Yeah, can't believe we didn't even try. If he'd known we were in for him he wouldn't have even bothered with the flight into Manchester. Never mind, if they get him we could try and get Rooney.

Don't you mean "hoped"? I reckon most people on here secretly knew nothing would happen.

cantona retires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giggs has scored.

We've signed Rick Astley? Or am I being whooshed?

Dragons Den is on by the way lads.

Damn, I thought someone scored. Giggs.

If Barton goes we need to sign 2 central midfielders. Can't see him going until January really.

Looks like I'm in the know these days Man United signing Berbatov has literally come from nowhere. Congrats mate. It caught the rest of us off-guard.

Berbs having a medical at Man United. So Spurs gave him permission then? Funny how Martin Jol isn't on here telling us about these deals before Sky manages to get hold of them.

Yes but we've only signed 2 today, the other 4 don't count. They count but when you've got a squad as small as ours, we need more, a fuking lot more, or are you happy with the size of our squad? You like things little? Assuming the Xisco deal is sealed, the size of our squad is acceptable and in line with those of our competitors. I was hoping for more than a relegation fight. Yet you still want to sell Owen with little chance of replacing him? Crazy. I'd rather sell him now than let him walk away for free. Yes am totally fuking mad. Tit. Oh, another mature poster. Tit eh? You're worried about relegation because of the lack of the players we've signed, but you're happy to sell our "best" player. Tit indeed. Barton off to Pompey. He's our best player? He's done fuk all since he's been here, has cost us more than any other play in history, and will reward us by leaving on a free. I must be fuking mental to want to claw something back (including pride) from the entire diabolical situation. God help us if we are to rely on Owen for this following season, god help us. *sigh* IF we replace him, then yes I agree. However, have you seen our strikeforce at the minute? What's the use of a few million quid? Can we stick it up front?

Yes but we've only signed 2 today, the other 4 don't count. They count but when you've got a squad as small as ours, we need more, a fuking lot more, or are you happy with the size of our squad? You like things little? Assuming the Xisco deal is sealed, the size of our squad is acceptable and in line with those of our competitors. I was hoping for more than a relegation fight. Yet you still want to sell Owen with little chance of replacing him? Crazy. I'd rather sell him now than let him walk away for free. Yes am totally fuking mad. Tit. Oh, another mature poster. Tit eh? You're worried about relegation because of the lack of the players we've signed, but you're happy to sell our "best" player. Tit indeed. Barton off to Pompey.

Yes but we've only signed 2 today, the other 4 don't count. They count but when you've got a squad as small as ours, we need more, a fuking lot more, or are you happy with the size of our squad? You like things little? Assuming the Xisco deal is sealed, the size of our squad is acceptable and in line with those of our competitors. I was hoping for more than a relegation fight. Yet you still want to sell Owen with little chance of replacing him? Crazy.