Greg

Why the fucking hell is he coming off?

He clearly doesn't want to make a third sub this early, so do something, try something. Hell, even try Townsend and Sissoko on opposite sides for a bit. Do something ffs.

Feel good factor my arse you daft cunt.

Can't even take a successful throw in for fucks sake. Incompetence all round.

Have we had a shot?

Give him a chance, he's had no support at all, every time he gets the ball he is surrounded by three with no out ball due to our lack of movement.

Goodison sounds like a library mind.

"Terrific" or "magnificent".

I've seen non-league teams better on the ball than this.

We should set up a game of Steve McClaren superlative bingo (despite always getting beat).

He needs to make a change now, not wait until half time.

What a steaming pile of shite this is.

Shelvey and Saivet too deep, it's like watching Anita and Colback, fuck off McClaren, big fucking gaping hole in the middle of the pitch (been there almost all season).

Nah, wasn't much he could've done there. Caught on the wrong foot. Nah. At Premier League level the 'keeper should anticipate that from there, Elliot is a decent back up but things like this show why really he isn't good enough.

A Premier League goalkeeper has to save that.

Need to get Shelvey on the ball.

Good knee from Colo, classic Argentinian defending.

Use the match thread now: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97597.0.html

Strange selection from Everton.

EFC: Joel; Ovideo, Funes Mori, Jagielka, Coleman; McCarthy, Barry, Cleverly, Lennon; Barkley; Lukaku (Kone). Subs: Stanek, Baines, Gibson, Kone, Deulofeu, Osman, Pienaar. NUFC: Elliot; Janmaat, Dummett (Aarons), Coloccini, Mbemba; Sissoko, Saivet, Shelvey, Townsend; Wijnaldum; Perez. Subs: Darlow, Mitrovic, Doumbia, Aarons, Taylor, Gouffran, Lascelles Referee: Craig Pawson (Sheffield & Hallamshire) Attendance: 40,000 scouse wankers Final score: 3-0 23' Lennon 88' Barkley (pen) 94' Barkley (pen) Booked: Shelvey Coleman Sent off: Lascelles Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97597.msg5868984.html#msg5868984 Television coverage: None. Online radio coverage: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

28 apparently.

I think he wears contact lenses when he plays so will need his eye to be fully healed before he can put them in.

Just the 5. Damn, thought it was six. Who do palace have next? Clue is in the title. I think I posted before the title was changed. It was changed last night. It's glorious this, real shame I'm not in the office today (my boss is a Palace fan).

Just the 5. Damn, thought it was six. Who do palace have next? Clue is in the title.

Having watched the second half Palace could have had no complaints had Zaha been sent off.