Skeletor

Does anyone give a more boring post-match interview than Gareth Southgate?

Yesssss yesssss yesssssssss HAVE IT YOU FUCKING ANTI-FOOTBALL CUNTS.

Stoke and Liverpool win

Sunderland have won

Liverpool level now.

Champions League they're havin' a larff Champions League they're havin' a larff

Cisse lol

Wooooooooooooooooooo

UPDATE THE TITLE!!!!!!!

Happy happy dance time.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Somewhere in SJP Wullie starts weeping for reasons unknown to him.

Boro 1-0 Liverpool

1-0 Everton

Hopefully that will rouse the players and fans to a win.

Saved

Spurs were only shit cos their players weren't trying last season.

Haha Spurs.

Martins

-------------------Butt-------------- --------Geremi--------Guthrie---- ------------------Owen------------- -------Jonas----------Martins----- Why not? Throw caution to the wind.

Keegan out, Shak in.

Half time. Yawn. Gary Megson deserves face stabbing.

64% of the possession.

I just want 3 points. Especially to shove up the arse of Gary Megson and his anti-football. Well, yeah, same as. Like I implied, didn't think we'd destroy them or anything this afternoon. Any win will do. I think as long as we get a goal it's game over.

I just want 3 points. Especially to shove up the arse of Gary Megson and his anti-football.