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In the words of Mike Ashley Ted Dibiase:

For the best. We can't afford luxuries like players at the moment.

Not much chance of that and for £4m I'm sure he's as good as sold already.

Isn't great, but could do well for us at this level. Obviously won't be replaced though with Scrooge still here.

He brings it on himself, that match report for Bassong the other day sums up his contribution. Exactly.

The ITK's are agreed that he played well.

I doubt a blind monkey could do much worse than Ashley has. Whatever happens if Moat takes over I'm sure no-one will look back and think "I wish we still had Mike Ashley."

Except Keegan who wanted him out.

Or is signing Beckford the easy option to drop Carroll (judging by Hughtons subs yesterday?)

And have Ameobi waiting in the wings? No thanks.

We didn't win because we can't score goals. Unless that changes we won't be in the promotion frame. This

Shola reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEr5I5d_EKw

Has to be the luckiest cunt in the world.

Still the problem of defenders faffing about too much and being unable to create or score goals but other than that we played about 1000% better than last season. Nolan, Ameobi, Raylor and Coloccini were their usual embarassments though. I despaired when Carroll went off instead of Ameobi.

Isn't Barton suspended? Remember it was a 6 game suspension with a further 6 games if he got sent off during the season (which he did).

Cock and ball. Symbolises their status as a penis of a club.

have fun, douche. Mike Ashley doing his boyhood club another favour. This one really hurts.

Fuck sake.

It's probably good that he's going to Spurs as he appears to be a relegation jinx .

Owen? I resented the fact that he went for his final months without even trying for us, said f*** all despite being club captain when we were relegated and yet still managed to get a deal with the best club in the country. It's only bitterness though. He'll be found out once and for all. He won't have the "Newcastle always make players shit anyway" excuse to hide behind anymore.

HAH. Get some new lines droopy.

Denied or what? Jim White Harry Redknapp has dismissed reports he has bid 10mil for Sebastian Bassong NUFC Officials We have rejected a bid of 10mil from spurs ? I'm sure it went:

That's the age old myth that Alan Smith is "shit but tries hard." He doesn't even try hard anymore.