Skeletor

Colback taking a hero clattering.

Sunderland playing it long even from close to our goal

Oof

Good move, bad finish.

Mitrovic defending the long hoof free kick.

Oh you idiot Tiote

Ain't nothing but a hoof thing.

What a header by Mitro

70% of possession so far.

Bad choice from Colback

The beeews for Colback are quite feeble.

Well done Dummett.

We're playing it right so far.

Nice run by Sissoko

Coloccini almost scores.

Referee has started well at least.

Fatshley in attendance.

Still a much better team than we've put out in the derby for a while.

Yeah.

I just want him to not get sent off today. If he can keep calm amidst the inevitable playacting/cheating/cuntery of Larsson and co then the rest will come naturally.

It may soon be time for the Pardew boom bust cycle. Starts off charming and like a breath of fresh air Gets some great results Finishes high up in the league Begins to reveal his true colours Starts implementing deep rooted abuse which starts killing the club from the inside Sells all the best players Starts breaking all kinds of negative records Makes the fans suffer on a weekly basis but is defended resolutely by the pundits and media despite all facts and evidence, which builds resentment Finally it ends with a violent reaction from the fans when they wake from their daze and he does a runner or gets sacked with reputation inexplicably still in tact.

What a man Ranieri is.

Wasn't he rumoured to be a Newcastle fan any way?

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6691857.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Aleksandar-Mitrovic.jpg Unleash the beast.