Skeletor

Hahahahaha

It's 6 + Mourinho time if necessary.

Fucking hell

4+ however much time Chelsea need.

Horrific goal keeping.

Well

Welcome back Other Guy.

Fucking Saylor

Andy Woodman showing his innovative goalkeeper training skills.

One of the worst goals I've seen

Sigh

Should be about 5-0 to Chelsea already.

Tiote's hung over then.

2020 most likely.

Most respected fans in football marra

It's because he's local. Some people also think he's a 'legend' for leaving the Mackems to come here. He's also one of those players who takes no risks so doesn't necessarily do any thing dreadful that sticks in the memory like players who actually try to make things happen.

Blobby confirmed it happened himself.

He'll think of new creative ways to keep all our shite players in the team.

Mourinho has never won at SJP in the league. Another one for Pardew to cross off the list this weekend.

'It is understood that I have won the regional sports journalist of the year' 'There were many contenders for the award' 'But in the end I was chosen.' 'True story.'

This is more how I imagine him in training.

His fitness is a fucking disgrace. Apparently you can get away with being overweight if you continually lick the King's hoop.

Pardew actually has a decent record against them some how.

I close my eyes and can still hear the 'thud'. 12 years, man. Ask me what I did last Tuesday and I genuinely couldn't answer you. What did you do last Tuesday?