Skeletor

Gouffran injured. Anita comes off for Riviere

Dreadful from Janmaat.

Well...

Gouffran is attacking again.

Aye a nice Argentinian one would be great.

Decent effort

How did you guess?

Great kick off.

It's a second half though.

What a corner

Referee being a wanker then.

Oh Perez!

Krul with a very Alnwick like mistake there.

Game over

Gouffran

Can't remember when I last got excited about us winning a corner.

Not sure if this is football or a funeral.

Apparently Remy Cabella is a fans favourite now. Last time I checked people thought he was a flimsy, pansy who hasn't delivered any thing.

What an endorsement with the litany of great English managers in the league.

Draw us to those 3 points today boys.

'It'd be nice to win but the most important thing is to get the 3 points today'

'Full week to prepare' Shut up Carvdew.

'I changed things because I felt we needed more balance' Good thing we didn't need that before.

'Pardew said Cabella wasn't ready yet...is it now possible that Pardew is a lying cunt that he's adapting?'

Little Rolando tore them a new arsehole earlier in the season. He would be the first name on the team sheet for the game against them.