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'Wouldn't you expect more from an Alan Pardew side for the first time at home?' Delusional southern media.

Such as? Just wondering when they'll get in the final third, why is X playing when Y is on the bench, etc.

Such as?

That tie looks ugly Alan.

Would be stone bottom if they hadn't won at SJP. Well hopefully that gravy train is over now that the King is gone.

Hurry up you beautiful French man.

Come on you Spurs!

It's almost like Pardew had treated him like a cunt or something.

1 point off the relegation zone

Garde can't come in quick enough. We need someone who actually has some motivational skills.

Oh great. Riviere.

Loic Mercenary coming on.

The sooner we get Aarons back the better.

He said that Pardew had compared Ayoze to Tevez Didn't Pardew play Tevez on the bench? Well exactly.

He said that Pardew had compared Ayoze to Tevez

Dummett couldn't have done that in the derby though...

Colback gets his usual yellow card.

Ah fuck

Azpillecueta's hamstrings destroyed by Cabella

Sissoko so close

Probably thinking "what's all this stepover shite?" 'What's all this beating men shit? Defend you soft French shite!'

Hatem Ben Cabella

Cabella playing like a beast

Costa being a cunt.

Good thing the King wrote him off.