Skeletor

Cos he plays for Liverpool. Might as well give that as their reason too.

Depends if Sky now choose to pretend it didn't happen and sweep it under the carpet.

I think he did, i had a second look but you need a close up to be sure. That would be a retrospective ban surely? Biting is an exceptional violent conduct incident isn't it? Just seen the replay. He has and all

Did Suarez bite Ivanovic?

Crappy Hollywood ball there from Gerrard. Standard.

Enrique

I heard others saying a yellow today would suffice... ? Nar. Well unless he gets another one

Goal. Rafa in.

God damnit if only Suarez had got that yellow card last week.

Penalty to Chelsea. Rafa in.

Not really. Chelsea are still getting forward and attacking

Or not Rafa out

Chelsea already weathered the storm. Rafa in.

He would add the ability to kidnap players to the table which might compliment our lowballing policy.

He's said he will leave yes.

I forgot to remember Also popular: http://shop.tate.org.uk/content/ebiz/shop/invt/8426/the_big_book_of_shapes_8426_large.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Bht7H-j8qW8/TPulUeg0FNI/AAAAAAAABx0/zu7c2qK9qEE/s1600/cover+craft+image.jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61pJN0p9gwL._SL500_.jpg

Pretty sure Pardew has read this as part of his coaching badge studies: http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1183569532l/1435073.jpg

Mackem alert

Bale talking about AVB's half time team talk. Makes me die inside a little bit

It also helps if you have those options on the bench... Right cause Pardew didn't have Benny on the bench and still decided to put Ameobi on before? And Adam Campbell, who despite being an unproven youngster, is also not Shola Ameobi.

How disappointed would you be if we sacked Pardew and picked up Mancini once he inevitably gets canned at the end of the season from City?

Lescott on as a striker

Sinclair on. Pardew-esque

Bale