Skeletor

Looks like it's snapped there

Why not? my opinion is that he was very forgiving when it came to cards given to newcastle players. To benficas, well, not that much.

If Haidara is back and we can field two actual fullbacks we will win. Cue Ryder reporting that Haidara won't make it.

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If Simpson's injury is bad it's Jonas at full back against Fulham

Duff to score an own goal at the right end in a relegation battle for us.

That fucking offside late on. All Cisse had to do was square it for Sissoko to tap in.

Are we likely to have any players back for the return leg?

Bale injury looked pretty bad

We can turn this around. As good as they are going forward they are very brittle defensively. Pardew needs to set up a team to take advantage of their high line and get in behind them.

Ameobi. Every touch is a foul.

Marveaux off. We've given up

Another bullshit offside decision against us

Need to get a second goal now.

Taking it again

FUCK OFF

Got away with it there

Cisse off the post again

Because life would be too easy. We're Newcastle United man

Moar pressing please.

Half time thank fuck.

Their free kick

The fuck was that

What a save Timmeh

2-0 Basel