Skeletor

Papiss!!!

Eagle

Poyet knocked us out of the FA Cup lolololol

Poyet just said we have our two main full backs playing today

Pardew just basically said Anzhi are crap at attacking there

Alan Pardew is up next: 'So Alan what do you think of Spurs and more importantly Gareth Bale?'

Oh good. Gareth Bale time.

How will ITV cope if we make the semis and Spurs and Chelsea don't? Pre-match build up will just be a 30 minute silence with tribute videos to Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool's European campaigns.

Why is he even fucking there? ITV can't have us getting in the way of their dream Spurs Chelsea final obviously so are pulling out the big guns.

He'll probably alter the laws of football and score Benfica the winner himself.

Poyet in the studio We're fucked.

That assumes we will stay up. Not necessarily. Wherever we go he'll find us for a bi-annual raping. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BuYZ6sIyR4c/T-9bNysaoLI/AAAAAAAAAYk/ahX0oLyW9zw/s1600/you-gonna-get-raped1.jpg

What did he say? That they'd finish between 8th-10th in the Premier League. In return, they called us 'burnt steak'. In fairness, that's a monumentally stupid thing for Pardew to say. That Benfica comment would struggle to get in his top 10 stupid comments list.

Looks like Yaya Toure has commited to four more years of raping us rotten.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8hGxuASbjw

Didn't he also call him a post-op tranny?

Rightly so too.

I'm a mixture of and with some and prepared.

How is that not a penalty?

he said that Benfica would play for the first 10 places... he could has been said that we play for top 5 Pardew considers Top 10 a monumental achievement though cos he's a strange man.

I wouldn't be surprised if Redknapp had bodies buried in his basement. After the Amdy Faye deal nothing would surprise me.

There's also hipster Pardew some where in there

The more this goes on I can't see him doing well this season. Every ones gunning for him and he has a very lazy squad full of piss heads who I doubt will take well to his methods.