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What would be great is if someone hacked the forum and put that Graham magazine article as the banner.

More loyal marra. FTM 9-1!

What are his strengths and weaknesses? He's strong and quick but his positioning is a bit suspect and he's still raw and a bit naive. Last game I saw they lost 5-0 to Nice and their whole defence was all over the shop.

The bad thing is that Shola is still the option from the bench. Need to wrap Cisse in cotton wool.

Not been impressed with the little I've seen of Isimat-Mirin. Doesn't look ready for the Premiership yet.

If Mata and Hazard aren't available and Moses is at the ACON then who is likely to play out wide for them? Marin and Bertrand?

Graham looks like he's being dragged to an execution but his agent looks like:

FFS Ashley can't even walk like a normal person

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/sep2011/2/4/danny-simpson-584014653.jpg

Butland to Stoke

Classic Harry

http://www.infendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/itstillprintsmoneyos1.gif

That Cruyff turn!

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/video/54977 Kevin Gameiro on loan

Villa 2nd from bottom now. I might put a bet on them to finish bottom.

Indeed. Only 22 points off Chelsea now.

Carragher man of the match

Oh Giroud FFS

'Oh I'm injured...no wait I'm up on my feet already...oops'

Bale scores

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas News of a few outs & a couple of ins at #safc & #nufc in the Journal tomorrow. Deadline day won't be dead in N.East... Please be Simpson.

Gerrard with a cheeky scamp tackle.

Walcott playing like he sees black and white stripes in front of him now.