Skeletor

To the tune of Warrant - Cherry Pie: He's our Yo Cabaye £4 million pounds such a sweet surprise Looks so good makes a straight man cry Sweet Yo Cabaye oh yeah He's our Yo Cabaye Spread a pass to Cisse Ten miles wide Plays so good Brings tears to Catts eyes Sweet Yo Cabaye

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Some times I think Sunderland should create a cheesy chips version of Wonka's chocolate factory to lure potential new signings in. They can give Mong the Wonka outfit too and have him roll around with his little Cattermole oompa loompas.

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Neil Mitchell ‏@geordiedentist Ap on signings. Only made if ap and g Carr BOTH agree on it

Van der Wiel, Remy, Yanga-M'Biwa off the top of my head.

Have him do a Figueroa from the half way line just so they can cry about how lucky it was as well.

Baines

How do they work then? The theory is that he doesn't actually need them, he just wears them for the frames. Lady trap. Surely they would be without lenses, without frames wouldn't really work

Really hope they don't sign M'Vila before our match. Want their midfield as weak as possible.

Marty better watch his mailbox.

I can't see us signing Remy.

He'd do ok as 3rd choice but obviously if he was leaving Spurs he'd want to be first choice somewhere so...

Ask him about Debuchy then.

As usual he's first with the exclusive: Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 24m Newcastle United 'agree fee' for Ajax's Vurnon Anita http://dlvr.it/202Bn5 #NUFC

Explains these comments on another forum then Worse than RTG

I don't recall being on our knees either. We walked the Championship at a leisurely pace.

Full time. No injury!

Almost assisted a winner there.

He's great at receiving the ball from the defenders and starting attacks. Exactly what we need tbh.

1-0 Ajax

Jozy Altidore. Blast from the past there.

Been confirmed by De Boer already.