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4 points? With their one goal all pre-season? I'm shitting it personally.

Think that transfer is a dead duck now.

Hopefully he'll get his dreadlocks re-attached as well. Complete the new Seedorf image.

Stunning goal.

Will probably get a career ending injury judging by how our summer has gone so far.

Teveeeeez

Seydoux plssssssssss

Transfer success http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5f8y3akha1r3zat8.gif

Promising?

They're after one anyway! Marseille seemingly don't want to sell Lille will for the right price Simples Marseille have to sell. They're in the shit financially.

I don't think Sandro will feature as he might need a rest after the Olympics. Otherwise yeah that team with someone else beside Livermore.

Our fans, of course, would be applauding the referee whilst throwing him roses and serenading him with the poetry of a young Joyce. Naturally. We love referees like.

Yeah for the Marseille right back.

Respectful Chelsea fans. The FA's respect the ref campaign going well

They'll be after the Marseille right back.

That's bullshit. Savic should have been off. Red card for Ivanovic

Wonder if Ajax are just gonna sit on this offer until the transfer window closes and hope no-one notices.

Hazard fucks up again.

Taxi for Hazard.

I remember the hype around Matty Pattison too. Then people saw him play...

Aaron Spear was also the new Rooney.

This.

Indeed. He tweeted this last season: @adamcampbell_ Adam Campbell Don't understand how every Sunderland supporter is ugly 47 seconds ago

Adam Campbell ‏@adamcampbell_ Time to chill out and watch the big bang theory, absolutely love this programme Won't go down well with some on here