Skeletor

Milwall 2-0 Hull

Convinced Wigan are going down this season.

Stop being boring.

Mancini's voice

SWP really sucks.

No doubt Shay Given is planning how to murder Joe Hart right now.

There's so many Steven Taylor clones around. First Pique now this weird guy you're talking about.

Best get in the lab and start developing those football talent jabs.

Given would have been beaten by that.

Fantastic save by Hart.

City being bummed in the face badly so far.

So what are the Marseille fans saying?

Maybe the deadline to be registered for this weekends matches?

I know. It takes months to cut some hair off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82lIOVCWisc

- As it stands HBA has never said anything against his club or his manager. - He was made to understand last season that it was probably best for him to find another club - At the start of this season the manager, sporting director and president told him very clearly to find another club - Then there was talk of NUFC. But it wasn't HBA that found NUFC. It was OM through agents that made it happen - So we are in a situation that was engineered and wanted by Marseille, not HBA - After talks took place we were informed that NUFC had met all the conditions put forward by OM (loan deal with option to buy) - Yet OM seem to be messing about - Final word to HBA who yesterday said "I won't be going back to Marseille". Fairly reassuring at our end at least.

Can imagine negotiating with Derek Llambias is like talking to Johnathon the Turtles kid. "How much will you offer us for Ben Arfa?" "...I like toitles."

If he can fall out with Lerner he has no hope with Scrooge McFatfuck.

Maybe Mike Ashley's body is too bootylicious for him?

"Centuries ago our ancestors the great sirs Alan Shearers scored manies goals leading us to ze Champioons Leagues. He did not go through all that to give Ben Arfas quick deal on his car inshoorance! For heroic Magpies visit comparethemagpies.com. For great deal on French troublemakers comparethemarseille.com"

Looks like a cunt.

And Ashley loved him so much he went back and got Xisco the same transfer window. "You're a c***...I like that. Who else are you trying to get rid of?" "It will cost you one manager" "So I don't even have to pay anything? Cha-ching!"

And Ashley loved him so much he went back and got Xisco the same transfer window.